As we’ve had enough time to fully let Sunday’s loss sink in, let’s take a quick look at the history of Brandon Weeden’s career in pictures.
Nothing more needs to be said. Shifting gears…
Obligatory Tip of the Hat to Brick Tamland led by Bob. They remain unbeaten at 6-0 and continue to pile on points. Bob had the weekly high again, this time of 141.30. If he is still unbeaten at the time of his Whirleyball birthday party, we oughta get him a band tee shirt.
Brandon Weeden apparently inspired a lot of poor play this week.
Wag of the Finger #1: Default Team Name. I hope Kyle’s manager gaffe only occurred because he’s locked in a garage creating awesome Iron Man Halloween costumes. But to play a kicker who is on a bye and lose by 0.12 points is just awful and not up to FFBMCO standards.
Wag of the Finger #2: Dirt Mane. Mike Dilger hates the cousinship, but he also apparently hates starting tight ends. You’re in FFBMCO. We wear caps and sleeves on this level, son.
Wag of the Finger #3: A-Rod’s Brauny Bunch. Nick H is flirting dangerously close with the triple crown of suck. He’s 1 game away from having the worst record, was the low man this week with a score of 37.80 (that’s no typo. I could have played only Vernon Davis and beat his team by almost 4 points), and has the least amount of points on the season with a total of 505.86. Bill Demchak wants you to try to live the brand a little better.
And finally, sigh, Wag of the Finger #4 to the Burkhardt Bandits. The sole team that’s keeping A-Rod’s Brauny Brunch from that triple crown we mentioned. Joe D and his team took a thumping to fall to 0-6. That .000 winning percentage looks so spooky, but at least the timing is appropriate, being Halloween season and all.
