Hmmmmm, I mean I guess summer’s unwinding and it might be getting close to football season, but if you TOOKALOOKAT the weather across the country you’d think it’s the middle of summer HUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUM Mehep!!
*GASP* Well would ya look! At! That! … a 20 team fantasy football league?! Heavens to Betsy…with 20 teams I bet the players just have to lookat all kinds of blogs and magazines and whatnot to even have a chance?! But what in the heck…I’m lookin here and I see LeBron James?! Last time I checked he was a basketball player HUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUM Mehep!
So let me take a lookatthis real quick…mmhmm…mhmm…oh dear…well I’m lookinat somethin’ good and I’m lookinat somethin’ bad…The good news is that all 20 familiar faces have returned for a 4th straight year! Now if you tookalookat the law of averages, I’m sure the percentage of having someone drop out from a league like this by now would be high, but this is just a great thing to lookat.
If I took a lookat the other hand though, I’m lookin at 20 faces, and 19 of em are white! I’m not lookinat much diversity in FFBMCO at all! Good thing Panya is an owner HUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUM Mehep!
Ok now I’ll just take a deep breath, lookatmyself in the mirror, and get serious…
As I lookat the FFBMCO homepage, I mozied into the Rules section, and as I was lookin at everything, I noticed 2 new sections; one that outlines the auction process for a team vacancy (but as I’ve already mentioned, I’M LOOKINAT THE SAME GROUP OF HANDSOME MEN THAT WERE HERE IN 2013! HUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUM Mehep! The 2nd new section I’m lookinat in Rules is around the 3rd Commissioner purpose.
It’s very possible that many owners don’t know or care what the 3rd Commissioner does, but in an effort to bolster a much better voter turnout next year, the role, duties and perks are outlined within, you just have to lookatit. I already mentioned Adam Tillett of Lord of the Reamed won the 2016 3rd Commissioner gig, but I bet you didn’t know I got the chance to go to a Disney brunch with him where I got the chance to lookat all kinds of stuff!
I also asked him to provide 10 nice self facts. It took a while for me to find my notebook and pen, but after I just carefully lookedat everything in my bag, I found them.
1. My friend is Lou Gerhig and he is always smiling after getting a rim job from the girls at Scores.
2. I am called Big Daddy when girls back that ass up.
3. When I was little, I remember that I got my condoms in a big ass sack.
4. I grew up thinking that bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.
5. I received recognition when I was fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time.
6. I think children are number one, because number two is not a winner, and three nobody remembers.
7. I think that I do know one thing though, bitches they come and they go.
8. I am sorry about all my hoes in different area codes.
9. I like it when she licked me like a lollipop.
10. I think back then hoes didn’t want me is tragic because now I’m hot hoes all on me.
…Wow sir….just lookat all that vulgarity…I really hope you go lookat yourself in the mirror and do some soul searching.
Oh would ya lookatthat, lookatthis, it’s already September?! That means it’s time to take a close lookat the first of 4 monthly contests:
September – WR with the most RUSHING yards
Duration – weeks 1 – 3
Prize – Customizable New Era snapback
What in the heck?! Did I lookat that correctly?! I thought wide receivers were supposed to catch the ball?!? Oh well I guess sometimes you just have to lookat it, lookat it again, and lookat it some more and realize it is what it is. League officials will really have to take a careful lookat the stats after week 3 to determine who wins this one.
Now I’m trying to lookat what a customizable New Era snapback even is in my mind, but I just can’t visualize something to lookat…this should help Mehep!
Oh I see, you can put your team logo or the FFBMCO logo or whatever logo you want to lookat the most on a hat! Would you just LOOKATTHAT!?
https://capbeast.com/products/new-era-2-colour-snapback?taxon_id=7
Not only do I lookat league stuff, I also lookat major life milestones! *GASP!!!!* LOOKATTHAT! Fresh FFBMCO BABIES!!!
The first pic is little Alice, daughter of Matt Cole who captains the Daws Boot ship who was born in March. The second pic is baby Oscar who is the son of Scott Oeltjen who commands the Stand Your Ground fleet and was just born a couple weeks ago. Congratulations, I bet these owners did more than just LOOKAT their wives HUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUM Mehep!!!
Now I don’t want to jump all over the map but I’m gonna stop lookinat the babies and start lookin at the draft order…
Mmm hmm, mmm hmmm….Well I guess all I can do is lookat it, sometime’s that’s just all anyone can do. But Feel free to take a lookatit yourself and mold a plan. The draft is Thursday 9/1 at 8:00 EDT. Meanwhile I’ll be zipping around the car show on my segway HUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUM Mehep!
Oh boy would ya LOOKATTHAT?! I’m passed my time here…before I go to the car show I have to go lookat an apartment I may move into but before I do, I wanted to take a lookat the overall figures from the first 3 years.
Now all ya have to do is LOOKATIT to make conclusions, but I will point out one thing…I’m lookin at it here and I see 3 trophies…AND ALL 3 ARE MEMBERS OF THE FROWNS CONFERENCE! Lookatthat, the Clowns side is titleless! I guess that’s appropriate since the Cleveland Browns will never have a Lombardi trophy to lookat! The typical Clowns cause frowns and will always be stinky HUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUM Mehep!
Cough cough cough! What in the? He blew smoke right on me, wouldyalookathtat, how rude! YOU BLEW SMOKE RIGHT ON ME SIR, lookatthat…On that note I’m going to get to my appointment before I catch emphysema, lookatthis, lookatthat.
