TAUNTING!

Cleveland Browns
Typical Clowns
Masters of causing frowns
Lack of 2nd half 1st downs
Toss ball to ref but hit opponent out of bounds
Cue disgruntled fan sounds

On top of that very Brownsy home opener, the professional franchise on Lake Erie is set to make more grandiose NFL history by tying a record of starting 5 different people at QB in 5 straight regular season games. This has happened once since the NFL/AFL merger, but our orange and brown warriors will soon make it twice! No need to panic even if we go for the all out record though because our Harvard data gurus bolstered our QB situation by adding this guy –

The 2nd week of FFBMCO 2016 featured the week 2 high scorer absolutely butchering the week 2 low scorer. To make it even tighter, that high scorer was Chuck Deal who boxed up and crapped upon the entire Golden Boy Farm 150.06 – 53.68. A beer fueled Charlie Sweeney stumbled on the property of the Golden Boy Farm and left a path of destruction across the fields, leading right up to Conneaut Joe who was sitting on the farmhouse porch sipping lemonade in his wicker chair. A glassy eyed Grizzly Bear of a human, Chuck Deal did his patented “jam fist down throat” move, let out his low bass wail and covered every inch of the Golden Boy porch in DealVomit. The Golden Boy Farm will never be the same. My how the mighty have fallen.

Keeping the Chuck Deal magic going, he is still leading the September contest with Teddy Ginn Jr’s 25 rushing yards by a WR. He has shared a couple mock ups of what his hat will be, and the league will be pulling for him in week 3 because they are fantastic.

Just like that, the league is down to only 4 unbeaten teams. That league parity tho.

Have a blessed Taco Tuesday.