Hello, it’s us.
We were wondering if after all these years you’d still beat
Since 99 you straight up beat
They say that time’s supposed to heal ya
But we ain’t done much healing
Hello, can you hear us?
We’re in Cleveland dreaming about who you used to be
When we were younger and free
We’ve forgotten how it felt before you returned and consistently beat
There’s such a difference between us
And a million miles
Hello from the other side
We must have said you beat a thousand times
We want to tell you we hate you for everything that you’ve done
But when we say you beat you never seem to improve
Hello from the outside
At least we’ll keep saying that you beat
You should be sorry for breaking our heart
But it don’t matter it clearly doesn’t make you not beat.
(Browns are sadder)
The lone undefeated stallion has fallen. 954 Vice City tasted their 1st defeat by fractions of a point to fall to 5-1 courtesy of Drew Brees from Chesty McDoon’s lineup. It’s never been discussed before, but since going undefeated in FFBMCO is an almost impossible task, we need to think of something extra for the winner if and when that ever happens. That will be a future commissioner candidate question and a poll will one day surface about what the owner of a perfect season should receive.
Now then. Week 6 is behind us, and the high scorer was 2014 champion Default Team Name who dropped 149.62 on the Lord of the Ream squaad who continues to flounder under the guidance of their arghy leader. It appears Little Kyle is adjusting to life in the Park, congrats neighbor!
The Week 6 low comes courtesy of our favorite Grizzy, Chuck Deal who fuased himself to 66.34 points in his low scoring match vs division rival Dirt Mane. Hi Chai!
LeVeon Bell’s return has skyrockted 954 Vice City into 1st place for the October contest of rb with most receiving yards through week 8. LeVeon has 177 yards receiving but there are some RBs close beind him. Who knows what will happen over the next 2 weeks besides 2 more Browns losses?
TRIBE WINS THE PENNANT! WHOOOOOO-RA!
