They’re fingerlickin’ beaty! The Cleveland Browns headed south for their “Battle of Ohio” game and left with yet another loss and another injured quarterback, the package deal of 2016!
With only one slate of games remaining for the October side game, 954 Vice City’s LeVeon Bell sits a top the leaders with 245 receiving yards.
The high scorer of the week was … Chuck Deal!? A week after being low man on the totem pole, Chuck Deal revs back with a 118.04 – 87.14 victory over King of Cleveland. Chai wins, Chai wins, Big Matty M took it on the chin!
The low scorer of the week was Burkhardt Bandits who scored 44.24 in a depresh-fest loss that didn’t even combine for 97 points. Joe needs to hit up those Bloodymore Murdaland Barksdale Boys for guidance.
With some reluctance, the league office would like to give a heartfelt congratulations to The Golden Boy Farm for becoming the first franchise to ever hit the 30 win mark as well as the 5,000 point mark. We expect the Golden Boy farm to be humming with extra testosterone this week while Conneaut Joe walks around the grounds panting with excitement as he fans himself.
There were a couple trades this week…Chesty McDoon’s and Timmy Derps Derpers swapped Browns with Pryor going to Chesty and the Crow going to Derpland. Probably the only Brown for Brown trade in America this year.
Last year’s champion Best in the World sent Jordan Reed, Frank Gore and a 5th and 6th rounder to The Golden Boy Farm for Kendall Wright, Andrew Hawkins, a 1st rounder and a 3rd rounder. Conneaut Joe must get his groceries from…wait for it…TRADER JOE’S!
Hello there soggy hair of Josh Tomlin! Might we offer you our FFBMCO league standings for good Tribe mojo?
DOUBLE DEALS!(Second time I was high scorer!!!)