I just can not decide which one of you owners are going to dance with the death of a postseason possibility tonight! You can blink…You can breathe…you can cry…huh huh some of ya’ll gonna be doin a lot of that…
And after 10 damn weeks, there is ONE of you who has no chance at the playoffs! Burkhardt Bandits, meet Lucille!
Now the rest of ya’ll get to live another few days…but there will be plenty more teams joining your friend here after this weekend, a huh huh.
Thanks for that Fonzi from the Negro Leagues. Winning the November challenge of “Team D with the most sacks in a single game”, is once again Stand Your Ground who got 5 out of the Titans last weekend. Scott can throw on his Trump inspired snapback and dig into an old American favorite in the form of a mailed pumpkin pie in Trumps America this Thanksgiving!
954 Vice City continued his quest for “Comeback Team of the Year and then some” by dropping the league high of 132.38 in his matchup against Stand Your Ground. What a historic season for Vice City so far. A draft day stab in the back, jumping to a new job, a big trade that redefined his team roster & name, jumping to another new job again, owning the league’s best record after 10 games, and the current odds on favorite of winning his division & grabbing the Comeback Award. Would ya just lookatthat?
Mathematically there’s still a chance that someone else could win either if he starts sliding, but with only 3 weeks left it’s definitely his to lose.
The weekly low was supplied by the once mighty but lately on a skid The Replacements who had 58.44 and a team full of single digit scorers sans QB Philip Rivers. The pressure of soon becoming a married man may be bearing down on Joe K’s soul, but many of us know what that’s like.
With only 3 weeks remaining, the final challenge of the season will be the Quarterback that has the most amount of touchdowns. Those can come in any way shape or form (throwing, rushing, receiving) but the QB has to be starting on your roster to be eligible. The prize will be a $25 PNC Visa card that you can spend anywhere in the world where Visa is accepted. Nick F of Leonard Washingtons works at PNC and his sole duty every day is sweating over an assembly line cranking out these plastic pieces of magic.
The contest concluds once the Monday Night Football game ends on 12/5.
Bye…thanks forrrrr stopping by!
