At playoff time; there are 8 teams striving to get paid
And in our league of twenty twelve will not be cashing in
Throw your arms around the survivors at playoff time.
But say a prayer to pray that Conneaut Joe loses
At playoff time
It’s hard, that’s why everyone boozes
There’s a fantasy football world outside of this one
And it’s a world of dread and beat
Where the only prize for winning is a non existent treat.
And the playoff banter that happens here
Is the banter of eight hearty dudes
Well tonight thank God it’s them & who cares about the other 12 moods.
There won’t be a repeat in FFBMCO this playoff time
The greatest gift Best in the World will get is the 2nd pick.
Oh that’s so far away, it’s hard to care about today.
DO THEY KNOW IT’S PLAYOFF TIME AT ALL????????
Here’s to the playoff teams, raise a glass for all 8 guys
Here’s to the nonplayoff teams, as they roast with their tear soaked eyes
Do they know it’s playoff time at all?
Love your league
Love your league
Love your league
LET THEM KNOW FFBMCO!
Love your league
LET THEM KNOW FFBMCO!!!
Another regular season in the books. There were so many close calls for making/missing the playoffs last week but now the dust has settled and the 8 teams and CORRECT matchups are shown below. As we do every year, we must reiterate that Yahoo does not recognize our Conferences, so regardless of who you see as your opponent in Yahoo, you are actually squaring off against the team in the bracket below.
For the 12 owners who get to start their offseason early, here’s the draft order as it stands today for your pondering pleasure.
The season of 954 Vice City continues as Nick H gets tasty Holiday ales for being the comeback team of the year going from 4-9 last year to winning his division and earning the #1 seed in the Frowns Conference with an 11-2 record this year.
He joins the company of Dirt Mane, who is the #1 seed in the Clowns Conference and Best in the World who won the title last year. These 3 franchises should symbolize hope and optimism to each and every team that has never tasted the post season.
Kirk Cousins owned by Lord of the Reamed put up 8 total touchdowns weeks 11-13 buttttttttt Adam Danny Tillett had him riding pine behind Tom Brady who totaled 7. Drew Brees, AAron Rodgers and Derek Carr each totaled 7 as well, however so did one Eli Manning, the starting QB of Default Team Name who cruised to a 3-0 record during that stretch (and snuck into the playoffs). Because Default Team Name had the best record during the weeks of the contest, Eli Manning is the winner meaning Little Kyle gets a $25 PNC Visa card. Ho ho ho Firestone Park brotha.
All owners should expect to be contacted around NFL Super Bowl time and state whether or not they wish to come back. With next year marking the 5th season of this prestigious league, everyone (that plans on returning) should brainstorm ways to make the 5th anniversary tighter. Tshirts? Higher entry fee for a bigger pot? Other? Let your voices be heard.
And that folks, is a wrap on a regular season.
