Ooo-Weeee, so many days and weeks have gone by with so few updates. Crazy current events, sad baseball teams sputtering in the postseason, the weather changing…but the one common denominator is that your Cleveland Browns are still the flaming trash heap of the NFL. No matter how crazy the world becomes, we know that we will always have that secure feeling of familiarity of the Browns sucking.
Let’s brush aside all of the current events and dive specifically into FFBMCO and throw on some Aretha Franklin …
Trae Trae Traaaaaaaades!
Trades of Foo-oollllssss!
Whew, what a terrific trade audience! Since the last update a whirlwind of moves across the league have occurred. Here’s a summary of them:
FunkyEngineThat Could gets Cam Newton, 6th, 7th, 8th round picks
Best In the World gets Willie Snead, 3rd, 4th, 5th round picks
Poo Punchers Unrated gets Tyreke Hill, 8th rd pick
Daws Boot gets Devonte Parker, 1st rd pick
954 Vice City gets Julio Jones, 4th rd, 6th rd picks
King of Cleveland gets Will Fuller, 1st rd, 4th rd picks
Golden Boy Farm gets Brian Hoyer, 7th rd pick
LMs Gamblers gets CJ Prosise, 4th rd pick
Tradewinds are a swirlin in October! Trick or Treat! GIMMIE DEM COOKS!!!
Since so many weeks have gone by without an update (shout out to the FFBMCO ghostwriter for pulling some weight…oh wait nm!) we’ll just skip zeroing in on any specific matchups that have occurred.
However, we should note that The Golden Boy Farm has become the 1st franchise in FFBMCO history to hit the 40 win mark, and he and Brick Tamland are the lone franchises to have over 6000 all time points. Congratulations gents, someone make these fellows a fruit drink.
Here’s where the league stands:
Also…
It’s been so long (sing it!)
Since FFBMCO’s been on,
So please! (get on the flo!)
Show me! (the league right chea!)
The October contest we want to see!
For people that forgot what the October contetst is, it’s single game Team DEF high score. With 1 final slate of games left, the current leader is Dirt Mane with the 32 points the Ravens dropped last night.
That 3rd Commish Karma! ONNNNZZZZZZ!
Just a reminder that when trades are submitted, round 8 is the latest round you can offer since we only have 8 round drafts. If something comes in with a round higher than 8 it will be rejected, so you’ll then have to re-submit the deal with the adjusted rounds.
Round robbin. Tweet….tweetily deet.
Skeet.
