It’s that time,Playoff?! time is here
Everybody knows there’s not a better time of year
Hear that noise? A roster notification for one of your boys
Hip, hip hooray for FFBMCO Vacation!
Gotta lotta accmomplishments to celebrate
(Jing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-ling)
FFBMCO Bowl V getting closer, I can’t wait
(Jang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-lang)
Gonna make this post season run as perfect as can be
Just wait and see this FFBMCO vacation!
This 5 year old league, sure is looking good
Got ourselves the tightest fantasy league in the neighborhood
Ain’t it fun? Last year Off the Team won
That’s how it’s done on FFBMCO vacation!
Let’s all set our rosters and talk lots of shit
(Jing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-ling)
FunkyEngineThatCould over here yellin WE LIT!
(Jang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-lang)
LM’s Gamblers wants to give Funky the worst beating he’s ever had
We’re so glad it’s FFBMCO vacation!
And when you look… at the Golden Boy Farm so shirtless and homoerotic
Dirt Mane’s gunnin up, for an upset with a crafty trick
Jing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-ling
Jang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-lang
FFBMCO vacation!
FFBMCO vacation!
We’re so glad it’s FFBMCO vacation!
Moans and ohs and skeets courtesy of Lord of the Reamed
(Jing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-ling)
Stand Your Ground snuck in the playoffs living the dream
(Jang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-lang)
954 Vice City and Brick Tamland made a collection of hearty trades
Now they’re squaring off to make the other teams’ season fade
Fa, la, la, la, la and ho, ho, ho
Hope the 12 dead teams come back next year fo sho
Jingle, jangle, jingle as we go
Let FFBMCO show it’s the tightest league ever one mo!
Playoff time is here germs! Our 5th regular season has come to a conclusion and it was a season of firsts. Let’s wildly throw them out there in no particular order!!!
This is the FIRST TIME IN FFBMCO HISTORY we had new people join the league. Norahsaurus Rex took over Default Team Name and is looking forward to having a fruitful draft come August.
LM’s Gamblers took over Burkhardt Bandits and won his division with the #2 seed in the Clowns Conference. PLAYOFFS?!?!?
On that note, LM’s Gamblers earns Comeback of the Year with his squad’s +8 win improvement over last year. In a FIRST!!!! Little Michael has decided to choose the 24 non alcoholic beverage route (as opposed to the 12 beer choice) and will enjoy 12 mango La Croixs and 12 passion fruit La Croixs this holiday season. Things are getting bubbly down in Columbus!!! 0 calories. 0 sweeteners. 0 sodium. INNOCENT!
The one and done December winner is none other than Leonard Washingtons. In a semi controversey that was quickly extinguished, Alex Smith led all scores with his 52.6 points scored. Leonard Washington’s had an inactice WR start over a healthy WR, but it was a true game time call so no harm no foul. This is the FIRST!!! time poor Nick Fischer has won anything in FFBMCO. In addition to that, he also has decided to donate his prize to charity for the FIRST TIME IN FFBMCO HISTORY!
In all seriousness, that’s a polite and classy move by the newly born “New Fish” and the Tom Longville Memorial Fund thanks you.
Finally, Stand Your Ground snuck into the PLAYOFFS?!?!?!? with a losing record ala the 2011 Seattle Seahawks…FIRST TIME EVER IN FFBMCO HISTORY!!!
Here is how the regular season ended
Here is how the 2018 draft order currently sits
And here is the PLAAAAAAAYOFFFFF?!?!?!?!? bracket
Thanks to everyone for playing again and get ready for this big Saints/Falcons game tonight that has plenty of FFBMCO impact.
RIDITDO!
