Code blue!
The plan was to crank out a solid post with an FFBMCO beehive and a few owners’ faces on bees symbolizing how this HONEY of a league is BUZZING with activity!!! Phones have been ringing off the hook and we have our first officially unofficial DEAL of the year. Assuming nobody gets crippled in the next 48 hours and these 4 players are actually kept/locked tomorrow, 954 Vice City is sending Josh Gordon, Lamar Miller and a 3rd to Chuck Deal for Kirk Cousins, Christian McCaffrey and a 4th.
(Charlie tells Nick who to draft in the 3rd, Nick tells Charlie who to draft in the 4th.
I was also going to include the wonderful meme of that polite old lady trying to work the internets because you can only lock your keepers via the Yahoo website not the Yahoo app.
Again!
You can only lock your keepers via the Yahoo website not the Yahoo app!!!
Oh…KEEPERS ARE DUE TOMORROW!!!
So everyone has to lock their keepers by 11:30 tomorrow evening.
Here I would put another pic of something voting related, maybe a cartoon of a typical Merican casting his ballot with a sultry Russian lass hiding under the voting curtain. It would complement the text that would say 16 of the 20 owners have voted in the 2 pools. Only 4 people didn’t vote so if you feel like it, do so or for the love of god shutta your moutha on the topics forever.
Next would be a pic of the infamous shrug made out of sms characters (because I dunno how to do it from scratch). This would be followed by text stating we have nobody in the running for 3rd Commissioner. Hello? Is anyone out there? Does anyone want to make decisions with Brian and Shaun? If so, let us know. If not, Shaun and Brian will run the league and finish any 1-1 ties in a Hamilton v Jefferson rap battle just like our founding fathers did.
All of the above couldn’t be done because I’m in Summa’s maternity ward waiting on Heir to the Throne Part Deux to hatch and I’m only armed with my cell phone. Welcome to the first mobile ppst ever.
So please just enjoy random pics off my phone.
