1.) FunkyEngineThatCould sends Matt Stafford and their 2021 3rd round pick to Timmy Derp’s Derpers for Mike Evans and their 2021 9th round pick.
2.) Daws Boot sends Tevin Coleman and Nelson Agholor to Off the Team for Frank Gore and Odell Beckham Jr.
3.) Chuck Deal sends Latavius Murray to Chesty McDoon’s for (chief) David Njoku