It’s timeeeeeeeee boys & girls!!! (FFBMCO!)
For the Fantasy League sweeping the nation!!! (FFBMCO!)
From San Diego to Kennebunkport, Maine!!! (FFBMCO!)
And from Seattle, Washington down to Key West…where I’ll prove that Edwin Baker is more than just a touchdown maker!!! (FFBMCO!)
It’s FFBMCO!!! (FFBMCO!)
And the general rules, if you so choose to participate, are:
A.)
-$50 buy in per team owner.
-Sadly we are on Yahoo again this year; but there’s comfort in familiarity and we all have access to the prrrrrecious app.
-Since all 20 owners have returned, divisions will remain the same. Scoring and playoff format will also be the same as last year.
B.)
Each owner must choose 5 players that will remain on their roster going into the draft this year. Commonly referred to as your “5 keepers.”
C.)
A third league commissioner will be voted on by the owners. If you want to wield 33.333333% of FFBMCO league power, nominate yourself in the Forums (2014 Commissioner topic is already there!)
*The voted-in commissioner is also invited to the coronation & feast of the league champion.
D.)
All players must select their 5 keepers within Yahoo by Wednesday 08/20 at 11:59pm EST!
Step 1. Log into your Yahoo Fantasy Sports account and click your FFBMCO team
Step 2. On the far right, you will see a “Keepers” link (it is the last link and is next to Team Log)
Step 3. Click the check box of the 5 players you want to keep for this season and submit/save.
Step 4. Chug beer
E.)
The Draft will occur on Thursday, 08/28 at 8:00pm EST
-This is NOT a snake draft. There will never be another snake draft again. The order is worst to first 20-1 each round until rosters are filled.
-The draft order is shown below:
And the prizes are…well we have a great prize package lined up for 2014…the winner is going to get the chance to have a “West 6th With Johnny Fucking Football” night! You’ll get to experience VIP treatment at all of the finest bars & clubs CLE has to offer, and there will be gigantic inflatable animals just off the Northcoast shore to fall down on. You will then call Josh Gordon up on your money phone (which will be rolled up right after the call) and hop on a plane to Denver where you can legally fill your system with nanograms of the purest marijuana in the country…
But you’re not going to get that. You’re not going to get any of that. But the prizes winners WILL get are:
-1st place prize of $600 cash, champion feast, trophy filled with drink of choice with team name engraved.
-2nd place prize of $250 cash
-3rd place prize of $100 cash
($50 misc league expense for trophy updating, website renewall)
We’re back Gents!!! All 20 of us! The founding fathers have remained entact!
Don’t forget to nominate yourself for commissioner if you so desire! The candidate poll including all 2014 nominees will be published on the site for a week of voting (untampered voting) from 08/10 08/17. Candidate with the most votes will become 3rd commissioner for the season.
Beeyawwwwww
