•Who was your favorite celebrity as a child?
-Burt Reynolds
•What type of pets do you have?
-A three toed sloth
•What is your favorite color?
-Magenta
•What is most memorable about your high school years?
-Big Chuck and Little Arm
•What word describes you best?
-Slimy
•What is your greatest accomplishment?
-Two chicks at the same time
•What drives you every day?
-Money
•What is your favorite food?
-Filet Mignon
•Where do you want to retire?
-Montana
•What is your business goal this year?
-Try to take over the world
•Where do you like to vacation?
-Montana
•Who do you admire?
-Richard Nixon
•What is your mission?
-Taking over the world
•If you were invisible, where would you go?
-The girls locker room
•What traits in others are you attracted to?
-Big boobs
•What is the kindest thing anyone has done for you?
-Fed me lots of ice cream
•How do you want to be remembered?
-As the greatest person to ever live on earth
•What would you do with a million dollars?
-Two chicks at the same time
•If you were on an island, who would you want to be with? Why?
-All of the victoria secret supermodels for obvious reasons
•You have a 10 minute speech to give at a high school, what is it about?
-How to score with lots of hot chicks in a short amount of time