Whether it’s living, breathing human opponents, or inanimate structures designed to be a barrier between spectators and the playing field, the Browns get beaten down. Why is daddy sad on Sunday?
AMC FearFest is really giving us all a plethora of scary movies to watch this month. Each Sunday in October CBS has managed to trump them though with their horiffic Browns games. Since the topic is Halloween though, the winner of the
October Monsters of the Midway inspired Team DEF contest is none other than our reigning champion Default Team Name. The Miami Dolphins carved his jack o’lantern to the tune of 31 points. Little Kyle will soon be the owner of a brown Wilson Andre BAD MOON Rison jersey. If you wear this out please be careful for zombie Left Eye (sigh, too soon?) as she might get mixed up and think you’re really him and attempt to burn down your house.
Transitioning from spooky scary Halloween to relaxing and gluttonous Thanksgiving, the November contest (starting tomorrow and running through week 12) will be UH HUSK! Turkey themed. The owner of the quarterback who is the biggest TURKEY, turkey here meaning the starting qb who scores the lowest amount of points in a winning FFBMCO matchup, will receive a treasured NFL cookbook as well as Southpark season 1 which features the classic Thanksgiving episode Starvin Marvin.
TIGHT! A winless squad gets a W sans QB!!! ARod’s Braunny Bunch finally get in the win column after team owner Nick Haithcock was frantically blowing up almost the entire league with different offers he was cooking up. He ended up moving Duke Johnson to Conneaut Joes’ Golden Boy (slave) Farm for a 2nd rounder which obviously didn’t address the qb position, but earned the scrappy win anyway.
TIGHT! The Golden Boy Farm piled up 137.92 points against divisional foe Poo Punchers Unrated. After licking his wounds from the Dirt Mane beating, eccentric Conneaut Joe is re-energized and re-focused for league supremacy. Dirt Mane/Golden Boy Farm part II takes place this week in a clash for sole possession of 1st place in the Red Right 88 division. The anticipation of this matchup should make one helluva Conneaut Joe fireside chat post.
BEAT! After 7 weeks, Poo Punchers Unrated is still 0 for. The Sicilian Assassin aggressively made moves last year to bolster his playoff push but mortgaged his future in the act. Uncle Mop, draft picks are valuable no matter what you say and now you have to live and learn and rebound like a true cowboy.
BEAT! In a week of league paranoia and a possible shitstorm, how fitting that the weekly low was a league official. Chesty McDoon’s yakked up 47.7 points in his matchup against Lord of the Reamed. Every single starter scored under 8 points for Shaun except his 2014 trade acquisition Drew Brees who scored 13.8. Oh Shaunnie, you may need ship your team to Pat’s Computer Rescue to get a diagnostic check and upgrade.
2 months under our belts and here’s where things stand:
