The paradigm has finally shifted. The hillbilly bully from the mountains who terrorized the Browns for so long let himself go a little too much. He got fatter, slower, lost more teeth, and was coasting on the memories of the past instead of being more in touch of the present and future. The up and coming Browns punched the Steelers right in the mouth…they jump kicked them in the head for 4 straight quarters if you will. Steeler nation is extra quiet these days, and it’s so satisfying that the Browns delivered a ferocious right hook to hush them up. The age of Yinzers is over. The time of the Dawg has come.
CHEERS! to Mike Pettine for outscoring the Steelers 58-37 in his first two games against them. More cheers to Dirt Mane for keeping that streak alive. Beating King of Cleveland 101.62-86.72, he’s now an impressive 6-0 and I would assume is getting pretty close to mathematically eliminating anyone else from contention for the Comeback Team of the Year award? More cheers to the weekly high dropper who in week 6 was Off the Team with a 126.10 spot on The Golden Boy Farm. Crez, karma has rewarded you with the weekly high since you’re so tightly organizing the annual KSU Homecoming tailgate. Cheers to Kent!
JEERS! to the low man on the totem pole Timmy Derp’s Derpers. The league runner up is in a derpy spot indeed this season. If things don’t improve, you may have to shoot yourself in the face with a cannon. Anyhoo, here are the standings:
Final notes. Default Team Name has and almost surely will hold on to the October Target gift card with that massive Yahoo mis-projection. Also, there has been another FFBMCO trade.
Chesty McDoon’s receives Drew Brees, Khiry Robinson
The Golden Boy Farm receives Eddie Lacy, Kyle Orton.
A NEW ERA
