1 week after the dust settled from the 5th FFBMCO draft the NFL is ready to kickoff. Hopefully the owners that have FFBMCO stallworths playing tonight gave their rosters a thorough comb over.
Before we officially beging, the league would like to introduce the 2017 3rd Commissioner, Mike Dilger of Dirt Mane.
Rita Skeeter nabbed for a quick Q&A before she got skeet skeeted on …
1. What I dislike about my job is having a boss
2. The best teacher I ever had was I forget his name but he treated us as adults and that made me realize that you don’t have to be a dick to be a good high school teacher
3. The highlight of my school years were 3 day benders of course
4. I am at my best when I’m rock hard
5. My greatest inspiration is my grandpa for living through ww2, freeing a concentration camp and raising all of his younger brothers and sisters as the eldest of 12 and 2 deceased parents at age 18
6. I would love to travel to Singapore because it looks awesome
7. I am conflicted by happiness vs wealth
8. I find big butts beautiful and it makes me hard
9. The first time someone had a crush on me was last year and it felt amazing because I’m 30 years old and it turned out to be a dude because it’s me
10. My favorite meal involves pizza and my favorite snack food is pizza
And the first three headed meeting of 2017 was to determine the September contest. Spearheaded by our newest comissioner, we will kick things off with:
In addition to the above, the owner had to have started the player each of the 3 weeks. If a player only played 1 or 2 of the 3 weeks, the player’s score from the benched weeks will be subtracted from the sum.
Scenario:
Chuck Deal drafted McCaffrey and starts him week 1 making him elgible.
In week 1 he scores 4 points
In week 2 he scores 2 points
An enraged Chuck Deal benches McCaffrey for week 3, but McCaffrey goes off for 25 points.
McCaffrey’s total sum for the contest would be 6 points, not 31 points.
ETC ETC ETC.
If you hear any spooky sounds as you peruse the FFBMCO website, that’s because it’s haunted just like Hogwarts. This year a mysterious ghostwriter may or may not rear their head throughout the season. SPOOKYYYYY SCARRRRYYYYY!
Will any of the Brothers be at the Muni Lot/Browns Steelers game Sunday?
