The Pats came to town and though all of us expected a beating scorwise, only a majority of us thought we’d rip through more quarterbacks. QBs 3 & 4 of the season are now hurt.
Neat Cody K got buried into the turf and Clipboard Heeby Jeeeby weirdly jacked his knee up (then got cut). Send in the quarterbacks, send in the clowns.
After two weeks of the October spookfest contest, Ol Bob of Brick Tamland is sitting at the top of the mountain with his 146 receiving yards by Falcons rb Tevin Coleman. Brick Tamland also (once again) became the all time leader in FFBMCO wins with 29 to his record and has not lost since acquiring Josh Gordon…and Aaron Rodgers I guess.
The team Brick Tamland made that deal with, Vice City 954, remains the only 2016 FFBMCO unbeaten team. Nick H has been cruising and is the favorite to win Comeback of the Year, but now lost WR and preteen heartthrob Eric Decker for the season, re-igniting the hatred of Burkhardt Bandits’ draft night treachery.
The week 5 high scorer was Pittsburgh’s own Joe K of The Replacements. The Replacements laid down 150 and change on the reeling Lord of the Reamed.
The week 5 lowlight came in the form of the 39 points our league co-creator and league commissioner Shauan H of Chesty McDoon’s squeezed out. Apparently the Saints’ bye week snuck up on him, but the only player to score in double figures was the Tampa D. P U cuz.
The Cleveland Indians host ALCS game 1 on Friday night. Until then let’s all stare at this Magic Eye Illusion until we see the image of the cheetah that is to appear.
I don’t see a cheetah damnit!