EIGHT STRANGERS. ONE DEADLY CONNECTION.

A thirst for FFBMCO glory. Tarantino’s newest movie is coming out just in the Jolly ol Saint Nick of time. The FFBMCO Hateful 8 is set. The official matchups are below- Once again, no matter who you see your opponent

MAYBE LUCY WAS RIGHT.

The Typical Clown 2015 Tour is still going strong. I hope that none of you felt any type of negative feelings last night. These are the Typical Clowns since 1999, please get out of the matrix asap if you are

Thanksgiving is a Special Night, Jimmy Walker Used to Say Dynomite

Brothers. Please don’t lose any sleep, energy, or emotion over which shitty QB will or won’t play in a lost Browns season. Get out of the Matrix and realize that we have a joke of a franchise that’s force fed

The Pilgrims and Indians Are Coming to the Dinner Table. TRANSLATION The FFBMCO Playoff Spots Are Becoming Secured.

Just as Charlie Brown & Snoopy invited their friends over for a tasty Thanksgiving feast of popcorn, jellybeans, and ice cream in November of 1973, The Golden Boy Farm & FunkyEngineThatCould invite 6 of the 17 “mathematically possible” remaining FFBMCO