Well there you have it folks. FFBMCO’S 4th installment of the Super Bowl resulted in a 123.38 – 73.36 drubbing which found Off the Team victorious over King of Cleveland.
Brian THE DUTCH UNCLE of Crecencszo, owner of Off the Team, is FFMBCO’S 4th champion.
Last Saturday the champion was officially crowned, the first offsite coronation, at Marie’s Pizza in rustic Wadsworth, Ohio.
Our champion enjoyed a couple tall cold drafts and a medium Bacon pizza on FFBMCO’s dime.
Once he clenched the FFBMCO cup, he stood on his booth cushion and yelled “LET YOUR NEW CHAMPION BELT OUT 10 RANDOM FACTS!”
1.) I love to say awesome and my most over-used saying is probably Kent is going to a bowl game this year!
2.) I feel awesome!
3.) My family is amazing and this is because I don’t have to share my FFBMCO winnings!
4.) I always found school to be fun and this is because I met so many people!
5.) The first event I ever went to was SummerSlam at the Meadowlands Arena in NJ when I was 5. Hulk Hogan and Brutus the Barber Beefcake vs Macho Man Randy Savage and Zeus. Zeus still haunts my dreams!!!
6.) I found the experience of being in a large crowd to be easy!
7.) My most successful day was when I turned 21… I survived 31 shots!
8.) My dreams are becoming the first two time FFBMCO CHAMP!!!
9.) I have the strangest feeling that someone from The Move division will win next year!
10.) I am tired of the Frowns Conference, more specifically, The Move division dominating FFBMCO! Actualy, no I’m not. It’s awesome!!!!!!
The staff at Marie’s and the fellow diners were all awestruck by the champ’s shiny hardware and brashness to yell out fun facts about himself. He is correct though, with 4 seasons complete the Clowns Conference has produced a grand total of 0 champions. Of the 4 champs from the Frowns side of the league, 3 have been members of The Move division.
This made FFBMCO statisticians curious, and they have concluded that over the leagues’ 4 year history, the divisional breakdowns are:
THE FUMBLE:
Champions produced: 1
Comeback player awards: 1
Total wins: 129
THE MOVE:
Champions produced: 3
Comeback player awards: 1
Total wins: 137
THE DRIVE:
Champions produced: 0
Comeback player awards: 0
Total wins: 112
RED RIGHT 88:
Champions produced: 0
Comeback player awards: 1
Total wins: 141
Some obvious conclusions can be drawn there but there’s no need to break them down. With the season all wrapped up, the 2017 draft order is set –
Chuck Deal, you’re on the clock.
For everyone else, mull over whether or not you want to return for FFBMCO’s 5th season over the next couple weeks. On NFL’s Super Bowl Sunday you’ll be contacted where you’ll state whether or not you’ll be coming back.
Until next time gang; and remember…To beat the man, you’ll have to beat OFF THE TEAM.
