The spirit of Al Davis is proudly blasting NWA and giggling in delight as the once proud franchise which he refused to vote for to move to Baltimore in the 90s has become the flaming pile of garbage that it is today (and has been since 1999). Feel free to put on your NWA’s Greatest Hits or Straight Outta Compton album and insert any Browns player or coach in the lyrics anytime they say trick, bitch or hoe. It’s the same thing.
TIGHT! Gotta send a shout out to one of the problem children, Dirt Mane for dropping the league high 141.94 in a very close high scoring battle. Matt owes you beer.
TIGHT! The September contest winner was none other than the self proclaimed Ben Franklin of FFBMCO, Brian Lilley-Longville. Carson Palmer led all drafted players with 93.42 points through week 3 helping FunkyEngineThatCould earn a 2-1 record out of the gate. That FFBMCO logo is gonna pop on a 100% cotton deep V.
TIGHT! We have a 2nd division of avatars. Congratulations to The Fumble (Default Team Names’ avatar is part of the whole brand of the squad).
TIGHT! To all the owners who are frantically trying to improve their rosters by sending out trade requests to owners they probably have never met. If anyone is too shy to start wheeling and dealing with strangers, just contact the league and a commissioner will reach out to the owner on the other side of the possible DEAL to get the talks moving. That said, we are all still the original FFBMCO brothers, there should be no feelings of timidness.
BEAT! … MASSSIVE BEAT! To the Leonard Washingtons for dropping a putrid 39.4. I’ll let the fact checkers do the digging to verify, but this has to be one of the lowest 3 scores ever recorded in league history. This roster is tha goddamn devil.
Speaking of such a spookily low score, the October contest is monster themed. Tis the season. We will be paying homage to the greatest defense in NFL history on their 30 year anniversary, the ’85 Bears aka The Monsters of the Midway.
The FFBMCO owner of the NFL team defense with the one time highest weekly score during weeks 4-7 will be the winner. Or should we say “winner?”
In true Halloween spirit, the October contest is kind of like trick or treating. As a kid, we all hoped that every house would be passing out full size candy bars. We were always slapped upside the head with reality though when we’d get pennies, peppermints or those sucky candies in the orange or black wrappers. All of Charlie Browns friends got nice treats, but Charlie Brown didn’t.
The league recently polled all owners on their favorite NFL team. This will be taken into account for the October prize, but it could be a spook!
