BYE BROWNSLICIA!

Beaty Browns were on a bye but they still beat and didn’t improve in the slightest at the deadline like the other winless team across the country did. Such is Typical Clown life. I wish we could just shoo them away like Craig did to Felicia on Friday

Anyway, we’re 1 November weekend into the month and the current model of Thanksgiving is none other than the 2016 Thanksgiving pie winner, Stand Your Ground. Still a lot of games to be played but that 50.44 spot Goff and Gano put up is looking might pilgrimmy. Gobble Gobble one one.

Speaking of guys who win pies…Stand Your Ground also dropped the high score for week 9 with the 142.94 he racked up. November’s truly looking like a month of harvest for Scott.

On the empty cornucopia side of Thanksgiving we find everyone’s favorite hater, 954 Vice City. Now Jameis got knocked out of the game Sunday and Kelvin Benjamin got traded to Buffalo so didn’t play on the short week Thursday game which helped solidify the weekly low of 60.28, but we don’t care about excuses or reasons in this league. On top of all that, 954’s finest is actually fleeing to the actual 954 today to frolic in his motherland, so I’m sure he’ll be feeling extra fresh. rejuvenated and hateful when he returns.

Since we’re now into November, we can start talking about the favorites to win the 2017 Comeback of the Year award.

As always, the comeback player is the person who had the biggest net change in wins from this season compared to last. If multiple teams are tied, then the team with the most points this season will win. The winner gets to choose 12 seasonal beers or 24 non alcoholic beverages. Jolly Old St. FFBMCO rewards hard work and perseverance.

Now even though we can clearly tell that mystery person in the pic is Shaun Herrick of Chesty McDoon’s, the actual top 3 favorites to win at this point in time are:

Lord of the Reamed +3
Best in the World +3
LM’s Gamblers already up +4 after inheriting the worst performing franchise in FFBMCO history.

Good luck fellers, good luck everyone, WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE?!

Lastly, the 2017 trade deadline is this Saturday 11/11. Celebrate our vets by getting all trades in by TONIGHT!!! for the 11/10 11:59pm EST trade deadline!