On a day when Pilgrims and Indians sat at the same table to share food and make land deals for trinkets, I can’t help but feel a little puzzled. Last update the Browns were in 1st place in the AFC North. I binged myself into a deep sleep and wake up to see that the Browns are now in last place. Something must have happened. Something really really sucky and inexcusable. Instead of investigating the cause of the slide, I’ll just bask in the glory of that 7 day span of being in first place in November for the rest of my life. Hashtag Mayflower.
CHEERS! to FFBMCO’s week 11 high point leader Off the Team. The last time I saw Brian Crez, he was lamenting over his teams’ performance as we pounded beers in the Dix Stadium parking lot. Well last week he dropped 159.60 in his matchup and he is fighting for a playoff spot this week. Well done, must be a Kent grad!
Cheers to Dirt Mane. Not only did he continue his historic season with another win to go 11-1, he has clinched the #1 seed in his side of the bracket, AND is the first winner of the Comeback of the Year award.
Mike D will be enjoying 12 delicious “12 Dogs of Christmas” cruisers, crafted in Akron, Ohio of course.
Cheers to The Golden Boy Farm for being the second team to officially lock up a playoff berth. The eccentric owner of The Golden Boy Farm has vigorously beefed up his squad over the past month. The aggressive front office moves coordinated with Conneaut Joe finding a new love and appreciation of WWE Russian Rusev.
Cheers to Lord of the Reamed for once again winning another side game. Adam Danny Tillett’s 0.96 point margin of victory was the closest nail-biter of the month.
Cheers to Chuck Deal for getting victory #2 on the season. After being a thorn in the side of the league all season, the league created the under the table stipulation of booting Chuck Deal out of FFBMCO if he finished the year with one win. In true Charlie fashion he gets Latavius Murray to rack up tons of points before getting concussed early in the game. At least we all get the benefit of winning any bet we decide to make with him next year.
Cheers to all of the teams who are still mathematically fighting for the postseason this week. As stated earlier, Dirt Mane already has the 1 seed sewn up. However the following teams are all either jockeying for playoff seeding or fighting to get into the playoffs until fate plays out: Default Team Name, StandYourGround, Chesty McDoon’s, Lord of the Reamed, Brick Tamland, Off the Team, Team Punisher, Leonard Washingtons, FunkyEngineThatCould, The Golden Boy Farm, Poo Punchers Unrated. Not even the #1 overall pick is 100% set, so many thanks for a great season owners!
JEERS! to the low man on the totem pole (Thanksgiving reference) to the mighty Brick Tamland who laid a 57.48 covered in condiments.
Jeers to Yahoo once again for not allowing us to set up our playoff bracket in it’s true form. We will do the same thing as last year. To summarize, we can definitely get the proper 8 teams into the playoffs, but a matchup may or may not be correct within Yahoo. So regardless of what the Yahoo matchups are, your score will be compared against your true opponent (playoff bracket will be posted next week).
Finally as Macy’s tells me today officially kicks off the Holiday season, we have one last side game. Since the playoffs start next week, this contest is a 1 week only type of deal. To KICK you into the Holidays, the team whose kicker scores the most points will receive cold hard cash from the North Pole. Jolly Old Saint Nick basically let you play this year at a 45% discount. FA LA LA LA LA!!!
The final week of regular season play. HOLD ON TO YA BUTTS!
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