Well the Typical Clowns had a chance to steal a road game but then deferred on that golden opportunity to remain winless. There should be no shock awe or mild frustration about this.
Anywho, just like that the first month of a season comes to a close. We actually had a 3 way tie for the September contest of WR with the most rushing yards. Tavon Austin of Timmy Derp’s Derpers, Ted Ginn of Chuck Deal & Julian Edelman of Stand Your Ground all had 30 yards rushing after the first 3 weeks of action. However Tavon Austin never got off the bench for Timmy Derp and Teddy Ginn only played one of the 3 games for Chuck Deal meaning new dad Scotty-O takes the prize as Julian Edelman was in action all 3 weeks for Stand Your Ground. Here is the gorgeous prize courtesy of Cap Beast –
FFBMCO fans flooded the league inbox reporting they thought they saw Scott co-moderating the Trump/Clinton debate last night. We put our fact checkers to work and sure enough it appears that not only was Stand Your Grounds’ owner helping Lester, he had somehow already knew he won and rocked his snapback.
Well done, God bless America.
The October contest starts Thursday and will run through week 8 which concludes with the SPOOOOKKYYYYYYYY MNF game on Halloween. Let’s dish out a trick and fliggidy flip the script and make the weeks 4-8 contest be the RB with the most receiving yards. Then the full yin yang symbol will be complete. Yin Yang in this thang. The October winner will get to keep his feet and hands cozy and protected during the chilly autumn nights. The winner can choose a pair of fresh socks from www.stance.com as well as an ILL SON one size fits all Freaker USA coozie from www.freakerusa.com. The Replacements Joe Kline, actual Pittsburgh product, could snag a pair of PNC park socks
while everyone’s favorite lunatic Golden Boy Farm slave driver Conneaut Joe, a fake Pittsburger who has never lived or worked there, can snag a Big Ben coozie.
So just to summarize, the amount of receiving yards by the RB will only be counted for when they played on the FFBMCO team during weeks 4-8 only. RickAdair.
Some trade winds were swirling last week as well. For folks who may not know, a danky real sticky icky icky blockbuster was pulled off between the former A-Rod’s Brauny Bunch & Brick Tamland.
Details:
Brick Tamland receives: Aaron Rodgers, Josh Gordon, 2017 1st rd & 4th rd, 2018 2nd rd & 4th rd.
ARod’s Brauny Bunch receives: Jameis Winston, LeVeon Bell, 2017 3rd rd & 6th rd, 2018 4th rd & 6th rd.
Due to this extraordinary event, the FFBMCO commissioning unit has approved a franchise name change. ARod’s Brauny Bunch is now 954 Vice City as South Florida’s own Nick Haithcock pays homage to his roots.
We’ve yet to see an undefeated season in the history of this young league, but if it’s going to happen in 2016 then there are only 2 possibilities – 954 Vice City & The Replacements. 2 Frowns franchises. 2 owners tied together with PNC employment roots. These are the only 3-0 teams in the league and they will square off week 9. Will they keep rolling until then?
Speaking of The Replacements, they were the week 3 high scorer dropping 147 on Off the Team. I mean heck, Joe Kline has his squad motivated this year! The week 3 low was secreted by Team Punisher, as they scrounged up 64.36 in their low scoring matchup against King of Cleveland. Pun…waterfall!
Still a lot of season to be played…
Shout out Tribe! 2016 Central Division Champs! #RallyTogether
Tight Kent Homecoming Saturday! See everyone there for an FFBMCO meet & greet!
