Let’s just dig right into the Wag of the Fingers…
1. A violent Wag of the Finger to 2 of the 3 league commissioners. Not one update or shred of site activity from Shaun or Charlie during Brian’s international travels related to a life event. FFBMCO expects and deserves more. Shame on you both. Much shame.
2. A Wag of the Finger to all of the owners out there who start injured players, players on byes, team defenses on byes, and not even starting anyone in certain instances. Sadly, it would be a chore to single people out since there have been so many culprits. Get your act together or go play Fan Duel next year!
3. A Debt Collector fueled Wag of the Crowbar to the remaining 5 owners who still have somehow not paid. It’s November. You’re very very late. It’s also 2013. Sending money has never been easier with the wide variety of paying techniques.
4. I see that my divisionmate and streetmate is still 0-8. Rhymes are tight, but winless teams aren’t. A Wag of the Finger (tired finger) to the Burkhardt Bandits once again.
Due to the dip in quality that has occurred over the past couple weeks, there will be no Tip of the Hats this go-round. The only positive thing that will be mentioned is that Great Lakes Christmas Ale is now available.
*Cricket Noises & Disappointment*
Congrats on Getting Married you little dealer…
Once you knock Rachel up you will understand how limited time becomes. Shaun has to take care of his spicy preggy Katie and I have to change poopy diapers and take care of my spicy no longer preggy Share Bear.
Not that I am making excuses though, we should be making a better effort.
DEAL DEAL DEAL!