Hear ye! Hear ye!
We have our first FFBMCO Champion. Let’s give a 1996 Nickelodeon “All That” inspired ROUND OF SOUND to Robert “Ol’ Bob” Goricki and his warriors who made up Brick Tamland.
Brick Tamland Pulverized Timmy Derp’s Derpers to grab the first ever FFBMCO crown.
Sometime during the NFL Playoffs the 3 commissioners will meet with our champion for the trophy presentation. His $600 will be wire transferred on Friday 12/27 from the FFBMCO account in Sri Lanka.
Bob consistently steamrolled his opponents this year with the help of members of his childhood favorite team; the Denver Broncos. As the season progressed, Bob’s confidence grew and grew as he started carrying around the Lombardi Trophy that he hadn’t yet earned to different events he attended…
Luckily for him and his franchise, it all worked out. Congratulations to Bob and the Brick Tamland organization.
Also cashing in (on a smaller scale) were Timmy Derp’s Derpers bringing in $250 as the runner up, and Default Team Name earned $100 for their 3rd place finish.
With our first season concluded, the 2014 FFBMCO Draft order is set. A Rod’s Brauny Bunch, you’re on the clock!
On behalf of the commissioners, I hope our owners stay safe and don’t become a casualty of the War on Christmas DERKAAAAAADERRRRRRRRRRR!
(Happy Holidays)
Crowned on Christmas Eve
