Fuck-The Cleveland Browns looked like an NFL team for 3 quarters in a row. It’s a shame games are decided in the 4th quarter. In a very Clevelandy perfect storm of moronic play calling, poor defense and inept special teams, the Cleveland Browns turned a win and a 2-1 record into a loss and 1-2 record as they head into the bye week. After the garbage filled preseason, the majority of us probably would have been ok with a 1-2 record going into the bye I guess…
Finances-The FFBMCO office is pleased to report that all 20 members are paid. Cheers to all owners and enjoy the ride!
Fall-Today is the first day of autumn. Time to drink nothing but apple cider, pumpkin beer, or pumpkin coffee. Every social media post has to be related to how much you love pumpkin flavored things. Possible FFBMCO Halloweekends adventure on 10/25? Sounds SPOOKYYYYYYYY SCARYYYYYYYYYYY!
Friends- 2 familiar friends re-appeared in Cleveland this past weekend. Josh FLASH Gordon’s suspension has been reduced to 10 games and he’s once again allowed to be around his coaches and teammates. As the track record proves, being around his Cleveland Browns brothers and support group is critical for him staying on the straight and narrow. In addition to Gordon’s return, the leagues’ most “geographically distant” owner; GJ Farina (Best in the World), was back in Cleveland this past weekend as well. Waiting in the muni lot traffic line in the pitch black just past 6am with commissioner Brian LL (FunkyEngineThatCould) and league champ Bob G (Brick Tamland), he consumed biscuits, beers, and sandwiches. We hope you were able to successfully finagle with the street vendors.
FFBMCO-The landscape after 3 games in 2014 looks significantly different than it did in 2013. We are down to just 4 undefeated teams that we have to CHEERFULLY acknowledge: League Champ Brick Tamland, and 3 squads who picked in the top 5 of the draft: Stand Your Ground, Leonard Washingtons and Dirt Mane. There is some hot and heavy competition for the refreshing “Comeback Team of the Year” award. Another chorus of cheers to King of Cleveland who dethroned Brick Tamland of the weekly high in September by dropping 147.24 this week. Right now, that sparkley Amazon card is yours…but there’s one final weekend you have to survive until IT’SSSSSS OFFICIALLLLLLLLL! King of Cleveland’s owner Matt Lutz was also spotted in the muni lot Sunday, using cans of beer as if they were asthma inhalers. The kids call this “shotgunning” and King of Cleveland is also the King of Shotguns (but not beer bongs)!
Sucky JEERS to the commissioning trio of the league (FunkyEngineThatCould/Chesty McDoon’s/Lord of the Reamed) for combining for a measley total of 3 wins after 3 weeks of play. That beats. More jeers to Timmy Derp’s Derpers for laying a final score of 50.44 to remain winless. This was the league runner up last year. CROSHHHFITTTTSHHH can’t fix this situation! Lastly, jeers to The Golden Boy Farm for finally making Chuck Deal win a bet. The Golden Boy Farm got the W, but rascally owner Conneaut Joe was overly confident and gave Chuck Deal a +20 spot, so failed to cover.
A joyous autumn equinox to all.
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