Oh would ya just look at that just look at it, 13 weeks have zoomed by and we’re talkin football again! Hut one! Hut two! Come on guys, get in the huddle! I wonder what they’re talkin about in the huddle! Well it’s already December and I’m LOOKIN out my window and I see some snow falling…I know my neighbor has a snow blower and he blows all the snow!!! Now let’s not just take a LOOK AT the bracket here let’s decipher what’s going on.
What in the heck? Would ya just look at that, there are 8 spots and only one team name?! 954 Vice City won The Fumble division and has the top seed in the Frowns Conference. The Move division along with the other 3 seeds are up for grabs. Taking a closer lookat all the teams, only Lord of the Reamed and Best in the World don’t have a shot. Don’t just lookat next season, try and come up with a strategy for 2017…sometimes that’s all you can do.
Let’s take a lookat the Clowns Conference and see if anything’s clearer….oh would ya look at that, we have 3 teams with a playoff berth clinched but nobody knows the seeds and neither division has been won. If you just look at it you’ll see the Burkhardt Bandits don’t have a playoff possibility, but he might be lookin at the #1 overall pick next year. Wait a second…oh my … I’m so sorry, I’m lookin at it here and Chuck Deal actually owns that pick! Would ya just look at that?! The #1 pick will go to either Best in the World or Chuck Deal.
If I sit here all day and look at it, I’ll see that the Red Right 88 division piled up the most wins but Poo Punchers and Chuck Deal got a raw deal and have been eliminated from contention. In another division they might have had a real nice season, would ya just look at how the cookie crumbles.
I never would have guessed that the final week of the season would be so important to so many. I tell ya what, if all fantasy football seasons were this close and important, I’d just sit and look at it all day every day.
When I see a shiny #1 seed all I can do is lookat the record this year and compare it to last year. When I do that, I see that 954 Vice City is the Comeback Team of the year. Someone from the league’s going to have to go to some kind of beer store and lookat the selection and choose some kind of beer treat. The official award can’t even be lookedat yet because if he wins this week then he moved up 7 games. If he loses he moved up 6 games. We can’t lookat this or lookat that until all the games are finished this week. That’s all you can do anymore.
Well after doin all this lookin, one thing I don’t have time to lookat is the current QB standings for the PNC gift card. After this last batch of games I’ll take a long lookat the last 3 weeks and the winner will be announced Tuesday or Wednesday…lookathis lookatthat.
