Like a frustrated pilgrim that fled to the new world for a new life, 954 Vice City has abandoned his past life of no success to storm the league after a series of franchise changing moves. He is the sole settler at FFBMCO Playoff?! rock just like when his ancestor William Bradford Haithcock arrived at Plymouth rock. With 11 weeks under season four’s belt, only 3 teams are mathematically eliminated from postseason contention. However that’s all we know with only 2 more weeks of regular season action.
-We don’t have a confirmed number one draft pick holder (1 of 3 teams)
-We don’t have a certified Comeback Team of the Year (1 of 3 teams)
-3 of the 4 divisions are still up for grabs
-7 of the 8 postseason berths are up for grabs
A classic 4th season in FFBMCO. However there’s also some bad news…for the 2nd time in 3 weeks, Burkhardt Bandits commits another strike, this time with a much deeper impact. In his match with King of Cleveland, Burkhardt Bandits lost 62.68 – 61.2. He did not start a quarterback but had Cody Kessler, who started for the Browns, riding pine for no reason. In true Browns fashion Kessler did get concussed out of the game, but not before he scored over 3 points meaning King of Cleveland would have lost. As you can see above, the Red Right 88 division is a log jam, and depending on what transpires the next 2 weeks this week 10 match blunder could have a major effect. Burkhardt Bandits, you have 2 strikes to your record and are in serious jeopardy of being the first owner to be banished from the league, breaking up the original 20 founding fathers…Happy Thanksgiving.
The week 11 high team was none other than Lord of the Reamed who dropped 133.3 in a lost season. Adam Danny Tillett just wants to know that regardless of record, he still has the potential to F a D S. TULSA CUFF!
The week 11 low team was our 2015 Champion Best in the World who eeked out 45.68 points. So far Brick Tamland is the only team to win a title and make the PLAYOFFS?! the following year.
Finally, Lord of the Reamed is also the current leader for the final side game of the year. Tom Brady netted him 4tds and he sits a top the pile with that.
We will know much more after this weeks’ games. Until then, let all 16 of the “still alive” owners have a Thanksgiving week full of mystique, wonder and imagination.
PLAYOFFS?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
