The Browns have officially changed starting quarterbacks again making young, feisty Johnny Fucking Football Manziel the 21st starter since the ’99 return, and the 13th time in a row since then that they’ve started at least two quarterbacks in the same season. Excuse me while I shed a tear of pride and joy. It’s December 9th and the Browns are still mathematically in the playoff race. Let’s all raise our mugs to Brian Hoyer! The founder of the feast!
Yes Brian Hoyer, the founder of the feast indeed. I wish he were here so I could give him a piece of my mind to feast upon! Will Johnny deliver Cleveland stanky coal or festive presents?
As far as FFBMCO is concerned, we’re down to the final four. All four lower seeds knocked off the top seeds, and these owners are definitely fighting for tight presents…if they lose they will only be able to afford a couple pieces of coal.
On one side of the bracket it’s Default Team Name vs Off the Team. On the other side it’s Poo Punchers Unrated vs The Golden Boy Farm. This has as much drama as the WWE’s December pay per view Tables Ladders & Chairs which will be taking place at the Q Sunday night.
Enjoy Santa Claus is Coming to Town and Rudolph tonight. I bid you good afternoon.
PRESENTS OR COAL?
