No matter how insignificant the Browns season, it always is a pleasure to beat the purple ghost of our former franchise. Week 5 had a couple close calls with FFBMCO owner strikes. Dirt Mane only started 1 WR and left his other spot blank. Team Punisher started TE Jordan Cameron while the Dolphins were on their bye. After initial frustration, the FFBMCO commissioning unit got together on Monday and determined that no strikes will be given as Dirt Mane and Team Punisher both won their matchups. So the Rules button at the top of the homepage has been edited to reflect this new caveat. Again, that is roster related strikes will only be applied to the offender if their team loses during the match of the offense.
Pun and Dilger, take a nice long breath of reprimand-free air.
TIGHT! Dirt Mane stopped The Joe and his Golden Boy Farm dead in their tracks to obliterate any fantasy of having a perfect season. Mike Dilger sprayed tons of plant killer all over the farm and then torched the property in a 111.04 – 48.52 shellacking.
TIGHT! Today’s birthday boy himself Brian Crez & Off the Team put a week high lickin’ of 132.62 on BFF Matty Cole and his Daws Boot squad.
TIGHT! Our lone Pacific Coast owner Best in the World remained undefeated and stands as the sole 5-0 team in the league. GJ drafted at the 3 position in August so he’s the Vegas odds on favorite to becoming the 2015 Comeback Player of the Year. Will anyone stop him in his quest for perfection?
BEAT! It’s already been mentioned but it’s worth saying again, Conneaut Joe and his Golden Boy Farm puked up a miserable 48.52 for the week 5 low. Dirt Mane anxiously tunes into Joes’ weekly fireside chats and is looking forward to the next installment. The Golden Boys are all recovering from 3rd degree burns.
BEAT! There are still owners in this league who don’t respond to trade inquiries. If someone offers you a trade accept it, reject it, or discuss it. Letting it hang out in limbo until it expires is the suckiest thing ever and beneath this league.
Looks like the ghosts and goblins had a spooky “parent to be” seminar with Ol’ Bob as Brick Tamland’s precioussssss Denver Broncos scored 27 points putting Bob and team at the forefront of the October Team D trick or treat mystery.
Speaking of side contests, FunkyEngineThatCould donned his new swagged out tee at Chuck Deal’s Autumn Harvest last weekend.
We are 5 full weeks in and we have one 5-0 team and 2 0-5 teams. LOOKATTHAT!
