Now that the Browns are nice and snug in their familiar state of NFL irrelevancy, we can shift our focus toward the first ever FFBMCO postseason tournament.
This is the last week of the regular season! Some are fighting for a playoff berth. Some are playing for pride. Some will just continue to disappoint and leave me scratching my head pondering their decision making abilities. But at least it’s delicious Thanksgiving time for all 20 of us. God bless MURRRRICAAAAAAAAAAA!
If the playoffs were to start now, it would be:
1 Brick Tamland v 4 Default Team Name
2 Chesty McDoon’s v 3 Off the Team
1 Funkyenginethatcould v 4 Timmy Derp’s Derpers
2 Golden Boy Farm v 3 Team Punisher
This could drastically change, so grab a disgustingly gluttonous plate of leftovers and enjoy the ride Thurs, Sun & Mon. Only 3 teams are mathematically sewn up for the PLAYOFFS?! while only 7 are mathematically out of contention. That means 10 teams are fighting for their lives! Gobble gobble goo and gobble gobble giggle! I remember when turkey only cost a nickel! We’ll check in next week to see how everything shook out.
Another side story to pay attention to:
-Chesty McDoon’s/A-Rod’s Brauny Bunch with Chuck Deal/Burkhardt Bandits as #1 overall draft pick rights are definitely in play for the 2014 draft.
A Tip of the Hat to everyone this week! The Pilgrims, the Indians, the 20 owners of FFBMCO, Fozzy Whitaker,cornucopias, Rob Senderhoff, and the Macy’s staff for putting on the parade! Enjoy!
Racing Towards the Postseason
