Brothers. Please don’t lose any sleep, energy, or emotion over which shitty QB will or won’t play in a lost Browns season. Get out of the Matrix and realize that we have a joke of a franchise that’s force fed down our throat because of where we live (well most of us, there are a few lucky owners outside the realm of suck). Instead, let us zero in on FFBMCO’s 2015 PLAYOFF?!?!?! race.
The count of secured postseason berths was bumped up to 6 and 9 more FFBMCO teams were eliminated after week 11 transpired. Lord of the Reamed, Best in the World, Dirt Mane & King of Cleveland all solidified their post season statuses. Actually, the entire Clowns Conference is wrapped up, these next 2 weeks will be opportunities to strategize for playoff?! starting lineups and seeding battles. However, the Frowns Conference is still hot and heavy. 4 teams; Default Team Name, Daws Boot, The Replacements, and Off the Team are scratching and clawing to get into the 2015 playoffs?! but only 2 spots remain.
As we consume delicious tasty Thanksgiving staples this week, let’s remember that our 2014 3rd place winner Off the Team will be able to prepare NFL inspired snacks for the rest of his life. Everybody likes a snack. Brian Crez won the November side game of biggest turkey QB thanks to Matt Cassel’s week 8 8.18 points, so now Uncle Crez can hunker down with son Brady and enjoy the early days of South Park while eating Ty Detmer’s favorite childhood dish. What a treat.
On the topic of #WINNING, the 2015 Comeback Player of the Year is a done deal. Best in the World went on a rampage this year being tied for the best record in FFBMCO at 10-1 to secure it. When league officials contacted Best in the World owner GJ Farina for his delicious elixir of choice, he chose Akron’s own 12 Dogs of Christmas (just like Dirt Mane did last year). AK Rowdy Rowdy north side Summit County…
The league extends a most gracious and heartfelt Happy Thanksgiving to all owners and their families. For the 4 teams that are still fighting to get into the postseason, MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!!!!
