If the Oakland at Cleveland match didn’t lull you to sleep or make you change the channel to HGTV for better entertainment, then you know the Browns got another home win. Joe Haden finally played like he wasn’t buried in a sack of money and the run D looked slighltly above average instead of very poor like previous weeks. Having a winning a record after the first 2 months of the season has a strange, tingly sensation. The Bucs come to town Sunday to complete this 3 week gauntlet, so let’s all do our voodoo so we don’t have a Typical Clown sighting.
Even though the Browns/Raiiiidazzzzz didn’t really entertain, FFBMCO did.
CHEERS! To The Golden Boy Farm as he accomplished two monumental feats. First off, he smashed Dirt Mane’s ride of perfection after starting the year with 7 straight wins. Secondly, the manner in which he did was historical. Unofficially, Conneaut Joe dropped the single week high in league history with a score of 213.20, 105.38 more than his Yahoo projection. Therefore, Default Team Name is no longer the Target consumer shopping on the league’s dime. That honor goes to the one and only Golden Boy Farm…Target now sells produce, so a shopping cart full of PBR and hot peppers seems realistic.
JEERS! To Stand Your Ground who laid the low egg of 54.88, in what could have been the shittiest match in league history with FunkyEngineThatCould (total of 118.62 combined points).
Stand Your Ground almost had to play without a starting QB, but was involved in a trade in the knick of time with Chesty McDoon’s.
Stand Your Ground receives Ryan Fitzpatrick, Hakeem Nicks, 8th round pick
Chesty McDoon’s receives Riley Cooper and 4th round pick.
THE TRADE DEADLINE IS 11/14.
Zzzzzzzzz…WAKE UP! THE BROWNS ARE 4-3!
