Happy New Year Folks,
Sitting here “working”, just wanted to get this heaping pile of SHIT off my chest…
I think big gay Brine and much bigger gayer charlie have had a secret pact for years. In 2005 Charlie helped Brine steal Amstel Light and Heineken from me- as payment Charlie said “Hi big gay Brine, toot these toots my prayshe, as payment for herrrkin yur durrr I want to be Vice Vice commish in our FFooseball league in 2013- DEAL!?” Brine, 6 deep already, replied “takweesht.”
Years later….
When it came time to “vote” for this 3rd spot, Marc (awesome) pulled ahead early until just a few ticks before the polls (arghh pole) closed Charlie somehow committed the robbery. I have smelled collusion since day one, of the Longville kind– the worst kind. I’m storming the gates to overthrow this absentee vice vice commish and I want blood. Saddam Hussein hanging type blood, and I won’t sleep until I get it.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Poo Puncher
P.S. boogie, wherever you are, you SUCK at Red Faction.