Poof contest one over!
The reason we have extra money to throw at these contests is because Chesty McDoon’s refused his 2nd place payout last year and wouldn’t you know…Chesty McDoon’s wins the 1st contest of the 14th season with a sparkley Sunday performance by BrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrOCK! PUR-DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Which lifted him to 9 TDs to 1 INT for a net of 8. Goff was also at a net 8 (8 and 0) but rides the pine behind Joey B on Stand Your Grounds’ squad.
Well Shaunnie, get your cozy chair, turn down the lights, and sit in the corner huh huh.
Contest numero dos (NFL Spanish Heritage Month) is Trick or Treat themed and will be explained as best as possible below…ahem:
Whoever’s team DEF has the largest positive (TREAT!) AND negative (TRICK!) point differential from the YaHoO pRoJeCtIoNs will earn a prize. The trusty equation that can be used by all to monitor is x – y = z where:
x = actual score
y = projected score
z = trick or treat score
Examples:
Vikings were projected to get 9.61 and actually scored 25. Their point differential would be 15.39. If that remains the highest through the end of the contest (ending after MNF 11/2) that team would win the TREAT prize, a gift card to a favorite establishment that they can indulge in.
Flip side, Packers. Projected to get 10.05 and actually got -2. That would be a differential of -12.05. If that remains the lowest through the end of the contest (ending after MNF 11/2 DEJA VU?!?!?) that team would win the TRICK prize, something they probably will roast about like some Goosebumps scented candle(s) or a Hot Topic Halloween themed tee etc.
BOO!
*Vincent Price laugh*