The NFL season is more than half hour which means FFBMCO’s in it’s last quarter already. Man ISCHWEARTOGAWD that went fasht. Since we last chatted on AOL, Deshaun Watson’s achilles rolled up and he will never throw another pass for the Typical Clowns ever again. Was that a worthwhile transaction for the franchise? Only the historians will be able to tell us 10 years from now.
Big brotherhood news too. LM’s Gamblerz owner Mike A LITTLE MIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAELLLLLLLL Lutz got hitched last Friday in Ohio’s state capital. Somehow I’m still able to access this site yet not able to upload anything. One day I will post a picture from that special life milestone evening.
For all the popcorn enthusiats wondering what Scott from Stand Your Ground ordered for his Sept prize, it was a tin of Chicago’s own Garrett Popcorn Shop’s caramel and cheddar mix. Noice.
Isn’t it just neat when your faitful league co-creator and commissioner wins a contest? Well that’s DAMN SURE what happened during SPOOKYSZN as Tua, who may actually be a zombie since we’ve seen him die on the field a few times, scored a TERRIFYING 16.66 in week 8. FunkeEngine’s season is derailed but it’s DAMN REWARDING to hit contests. I’m not sure if I will go weird pumpkin whiskey or now out of season pumpkin beer. I will report back next time with what was got.
For this next contest which will run through MNF 12/2, the DEF that racks up the most flags during this duration will win the 2024 NFL coaches sideline hat for the franchise of their choice (sfw link – https://www.neweracap.com/products/cleveland-browns-2024-sideline-9seventy-stretch-snap?variant=44616359149795¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&srsltid=AfmBOopwGzFJ1TA0YXe-hoJ5dSMN_5Mv4ea1vO11CBJVcNzgkvOyTPhlPBE)
Why? Well we figure the white pilgrims quickly ravaged this unblemished land when they arrived and the refs who wear white and black are quickly ravaging this one beautiful American sport with all their flags and awful calls. So let’s reward someone for all the flags with a shnazzy lid.
We’ve had more trades and big announcement…THE 2024 TRADE DEADLINE IS 11/16!!!!!!!!!!!
-954 Vice City sending J. Brooks & 2025 9th rd pick to Brick Tamland for his 2025 2nd rd pick
-Timmy Derp’s Derpers sending A. Richardson and 2025 5th rd pick to Daws Boot for M. Penix Jr. & 2025 8th rd pick
-Daws Boot sending K. Boutte and 2025 1st rd pick to FunkyEngineThatCould for J. Waddle & 2025 6th rd pick
-The Golden Boy Farm sends 2025 3rd rd pick to FunkyEngineThatCould for San Francisco DEF & 2025 5th rd pick
Have a sacred yet bountiful Thanksgiving. Feel free to watch Planes Trains and Automobiles as much as you’d like.
Kbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
