Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy…The Typical Clowns are In ThE hUnT!!!! For the real ones though, the 2022 year X PLAYOFFS?!?!?!??! are upon us. Whew, what a quick season. I don’t want a
DROWNING OLD FARM ANIMALS IN LAKE ERIE
Nothing like spoiling a legends’ last appearance in the home football stadium AMIRIGHT?!Clowns can still take their 4 wins and pound salt though. Week 12 TIMEOUT! to Chesty McDoon’s and their 56.18 weekly low. Owner SPH has been stressed out
NEUTRAL STADIUM, EXPECTED OUTCOME
All the little chicks with the crimson lips say CLOWNIES SUCK! CLOWNIES SUCK! Livin in sin with a safety pin say CLOWNIES! CLOWNIES SUCK! CLOWNIES SUCK! CLOWWWWWNIEEEES SUCK! Let’s all recite a very simple rule. Loud from the mountaintops so
BURY THE TYPICAL CLOWNS IN 6 FEET OF SNOW FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE SEASON
The Cleveland Browns don’t exist. The Typical Clowns are horrendously sucky. Snow storms are tight. Last month LM’s Gamblerz took home the Funko for having the most receptions courtesy of Tyreek Hill. He went with the solo non-clown on the