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Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy…The Typical Clowns are In ThE hUnT!!!!

For the real ones though, the 2022 year X PLAYOFFS?!?!?!??! are upon us. Whew, what a quick season.
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I don’t want a lot for PLAYOFFS?!
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the Yahoo rankings we set up the the things we need
I just want the trophy for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for PLAYOFFS?! is trophyyyyyyyy
Yeahhhhhhh

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Week 13 TIMEOUT! to Dirt Mane who festively finagled 48.5 points for the weekly low. Sometimes he’s across the pond living the dream, and sometimes he’s not scoring above 50 points. A tale of two DirtMen.

Week 13 TIME IN! to LMs Gamblerz whose 146.94 score was the high one. LM enters things and all he does is win, win, win no matter what! MBN.

Week 14 TIMEOUT! to Best in the World and his 48.7 meager points. The fantasy football gods were extremely displeased with his obsession to find loopholes in helpful safety nets. If you don’t open your eyes he’ll come after your social security next!

Week 14 TIME IN! to King of Cleveland and Big Matty M’s 150.36 points. Two weeks of high points, two Lutz Bros. Two side contests, two Lutz Bros. Two final four World Cup teams, two Lutz Bros. MYACHINBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The final side contest that nobody wants to win has concluded after it’s short two week stint. Oh boy…what…OHMYACHINBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The week 13 3 Wisemen high was LMs Gamblerz with 75.74 points between Tom Brady/Tyreek Hill/Samaje Perine. Then week 14 came and went. And the high there is King of Cleveland with 104.36 points between Geno Smith/Justin Jefferson/Miles Sanders, making him the overall contest winner. ONE LAST FUCK YOU to all of us courtesy of the Lutz Brothers! THEY TOOKER!!!!!!!

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Now that the regular season has come and gone, we know two things.

ONE!
The comeback franchise of the year is none other than Dirt Mane! He finished the 2021 campaign 1-13, and though he didn’t make the PLAYOFFS?!??! this season, he did finish up +5 at 6-8. This might be the first time the winner of this prestigious award (Dirt Mane’s second) did not make the PLAYOFFS!??!?! but I’m way too lazy to check.
Congrats Mike!
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TWO!
The first 12 drafters are set for 2023…
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Lastly, 5 of the 12 “dead” teams have elected to try their luck in the Peasant’s Winter challenge.
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The winner of the losers will take home $50.

Thanks for another great and memorable season.
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Good luck to the 2022 Elite Eight.
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CASHISH IS THE REASON FOR THE FFBMCO POST-SEASON

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