A quarter of the NFL season is complete already (WHAT?!) and the Cleveland Browns sit at 1-2-1 after another Brownsesque loss last Sunday featuring equal parts Browns derp and horrendously unacceptable officiating. The Cleveland Browns could easily be 4-0, but the Typical Clowns could easily be 0-4. Instead we are somewhere in this strange middle space of being kinda tight and being beaty. Inside sources have stated the Browns have Hue “Raging Clue” Jackson on the hot seat. The lack of clue glue spritzed out during his tenure just isn’t cutting it for the Browns brass. It’s been a weird season so far, let’s see what happens Sunday when the Ravens come to town. FunkyEngineThatCould, Team Punisher & Timmy Derp’s Derpers will all be slanging beers in the muni…check that, the Pit?!??!?! on Sunday so if you’re out and about on this 80 degree Sunday, come SGAB with us.
BLESS’M! ONCE AGAIN! To LM’s Gamblerz! Good god man, the young gun (unofficially youngest owner in FFBMCO???) is on fire, a streak of this magnitude has never been seen in league history before. Will any valiant squad stop his carnage?! He dropped the week 4 high of 158.16 vs fellow Columbus guy Dirt Mane. He is the lone undefeated squad standing. In his dominance, he also owned the September contest with EAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ as his drafted QB1 Big Ben dropped a staggering 127.86 points so far. As such, Little Michael will be rocking this in the cold ahead…winter is coming…and now he doesn’t have to wear a foam OU finger on his head.
Good riddance September contest! October contest to be outlined after…
BEAT’M! to Daws Boot who scored the weekly low of 59.44 behind the Harvard beard who eventually lost his starting gig in the process. Matty Cole, there will be ample amounts of iced Bud Select for you to drown your sorrows in come Saturday.
Well now that we’re officially in the spooky month of October, there’s a spooky contest headed your way. It’s kind of related to tricks n treats actually. The October contest winner will go to the team that WON THE CLOSEST MATCHUP DURING WEEKS 5-8. It’s always SO SPOOKY! and kind of a trick to be locked in a tough close excruciating battle but it’s a GREAT TREAT to end up the victor. So again, the team that wins by the smallest margin of victory will earn the prize.
WHAT IN NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET IS THE PRIZE?!?!?!?
It’s a sack of treats!!! The winner can notify the league if they want a junk foody sack of treats like so
or something slightly more healthy like so
Whatever, the stallions at the league office will cater to your wants/needs.
Cleveland Indians ALDS adventure starts tomorrow!
Kent State homecoming hootenanny on Saturday!
Ravens at Browns Sunday!
Tribe at home on Monday!
ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!
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MS Zune audioing Lil Wayne – Start This Shit Off Right
