All the little chicks with the crimson lips say CLOWNIES SUCK! CLOWNIES SUCK! Livin in sin with a safety pin say CLOWNIES! CLOWNIES SUCK! CLOWNIES SUCK! CLOWWWWWNIEEEES SUCK! Let’s all recite a very simple rule. Loud from the mountaintops so

The Cleveland Browns don’t exist. The Typical Clowns are horrendously sucky. Snow storms are tight. Last month LM’s Gamblerz took home the Funko for having the most receptions courtesy of Tyreek Hill. He went with the solo non-clown on the

What a spooky, scary Monday we had. It was an unseasonably warm Halloween night and the Typical Clowns hosted the AFC Champs. Only… The biggest trick or treat of the universe happened. The typical clowns dressed up and performed like

Here’s a spooky tale of terror… It was a dark and stormy night. The Cleveland Browns still exist! BOO! The end. I hate this team. FFBMCO trannnnnsition. (robot noises) Week 6 TIMEOUT! to Chuck Deal who tallied 67.3 little ones