We were right there…THE BROWNS WERE RIGHT THERE! … AND WE LET EM OFF THE HOOK! Ah well, would it even feel like the transition of summer into fall/football season without the Browns dropping week 1? Talk amongst yourselves.
A new adventure this year will be cooking up and or ordering food inspired by the host city when the Browns are battling in away games. Week 1 featured baked beans (unpictured), brisket burnt ends (unpictured), KC style potato salad (unpictured) and a rack of spare ribs (finally pictured)…WHERE’S COOKING WITH JOE?!?!?! BAM BITCH!
TREMENDOUS! to the week 1 high scorer Chesty McDoon’s and their 180.06 points. League co-founder and commissioner Shaun Herrick with a self deprecating “meh, lucky week” when asked for comment. Maybe a new pet will perk his spirits?
DISASTER! to the week 1 low scorer Best in the World and their 72.16 points. CM Punk returned a few short weeks ago and this is how he is repaid? Is that straight edge???
We have the biggest FFBMCO Side Hustle game in league history this year. More than half the league (11!?) wants a chance to get paid & get laid via the side game that runs during the duration of the NFL playoffs. Here are the contestants this year:
As far as our Grandpa’s Cheesebarn smorgasbord, The Replacements currently lead with DJ Moore snagging a ball with a 9.1% completion probability.
NP The Beatles – One After 909 (naked version)
