HI! I’M TROY MCCLURE! You may remember me from such fantasy leagues as “the one with your casual work acquaintances” and “the multi QB league that your cousin’s friend needed an extra player to join in!”
Lucky for you, you’re part of the cream of the crop! Welcome to season 11 of FFBMCO!
No need to spit shine your spectacles! That really is Mike Dilger of Dirt Mane fame, our 2022 Comeback Franchise winner, tying the knot with his lucky lady amongst many masked FFBMCO owners and 2 other unmasked ones! That’s definitively 15% of your great league pictured in one ceremony picture!!! GADZOOKS!!!!
Last post we shared that Charlie of Chuck Deal is our 3rd Commissioner this year. He enthusiastically spearheaded the September contest and prize. Remember, due to BOOM! Goes the Dynamite, we have a much larger prize purse than normal this year. Do I have your attention? What I’m about to share will complete my plea bargain with the good people of Foot Locker Beverly Hills…
Ahem…
What a terrible waste…
Well so long folks! It was an honor emceeing the initial communication in what is sure to be an exciting season. Be on the look out for my next self-help video “Smoke Yourself Thin!”
SPORT IS BACK
