If you felt something magical and tingly late Monday night, it was probably a delayed response to the 2014 champion being crowned this past Saturday. Kyle Herrick, owner of Default Team Name was fed his requested champion sustenance (Swenson’s), was presented with the sacred hardware, and took a swig of liquid dominance (Ciroc & Red Bull).
The media were also on hand to lob our champion some softballs, which Kyle smashed out of the park.
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Not that I know of.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
2013
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Love/hate relationship.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Ham or Salami
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
I hope not.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Probably not at first, but I think i’d warm up to me eventually.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
I could coach a Sarcastaball team.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Just got my them out this past fall.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Depends how high.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Count Chocula or Boo Berry
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Nope
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Not at all.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Black Raspberry
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
If I can make them laugh or not.
15. RED OR PINK?
Red.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I am a very picky eater.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My Grandma
18. WHAT IS THE PAUL MCKENNA TECHNIQUE THAT YOU NEED TO WORK ON THE MOST?
Not gonna lie, I don’t know who that is.
19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Grey
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
I just had a Reese Cup
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Classic Rock most of the day.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Original 8 or 24? or the crazy 64 pack? Probably orange though.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Bacon in the AM.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My Mother
25. MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAY OR BEACH HOUSE?
Hard to say. I’ve never been to a beach house so I wouldn’t know. Probably the beach house.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Basketball
27. HAIR COLOR?
Dirty Blonde
28. EYE COLOR?
Hazel
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nope.
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Pizza
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
I don’t like scary movies but happy endings are too cliche. So happy endings I guess?
Have a grand offseason gentlemen.
