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Joe Flacco in 2022 LOLZ
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Wonderful weather.
13 point lead with under 2 minutes left.
Typical Clowns fuck it up and ruin a Sunday as well as many lives.

Week 2 TIMEOUT! to Belicheckmate and their 59.04 showing. I know Wil was a big fan of Haunting of Hill House and the new Mike Flanagan series Midnight Club trailer dropped so maybe he just kept watching it over and over again to the detriment of his team?

Week 2 TIME IN! to the TRI STATE HATE Duke himself, 954 Vice City who stacked 159.78 points courtesy of a very well balanced attack by his starters. Asked for a comment Nick H simply replied “No time, trying to make sales son!” If you have any data cataloging needs in your life feel free to reach out to Nick who is on the clock 24/7.

With only two weeks under our belt, we already have two topics that have been enthusiastically brought to FFBMCO HQ.
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Topic 1 – Bonus Points
Though this topic never really dies and has been brought up and voted on in the recent past, we are here again. Personally, I am going to assume this is directly related to the magnificent performance of the conductor of the FunkyEngineThatCould aka TTT aka Tight Tua Tagovailoa piling up 67.86 points against the Ratbirds from Baltimore. The Tua haters and doubters were so obnoxiously loud and proud and now they get to witness firsthand of the points he can pile up in a half. THIS PLEASES ME! It’s not always easy having to deal with Tua haters but IT’S DAMN REWARDING!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, let’s get down to business.
The thought process behind bringing this to the forefront (yet) again is that on average, your stars of the NFL are the players who hit bonus thresholds (oh so now Tua’s an NFL star now eh? *SATISFIED SMIRK*) The struggling FFBMCO teams don’t have as much firepower as the stacked FFBMCO teams, so in an effort to give the common man a slightly more high puncher’s chance in contending, it’s been motioned to remove bonus points.

NOTE – NO SCORING RULES WILL EVER BE CHANGED IN SEASON. THIS WOULD BE PUT INTO PLACE NEXT SEASON (S 11, 2023) and beyond until it’s brought up again. So as you can see on the side of the homepage we have a poll with three answers. We will need all 20 people to participate in this one, so for folks that can’t login to vote you will be texted and asked to cast.
Choice 1 – Status quo, bonus points as is remain
Choice 2 – The thresholds of meeting bonus points and or the actual value/amount of the bonus points are tweaked (if this wins, then we will vote on what the new parameters should be)
Choice 3 – Abolish bonus points altogether, what your player scores is what your player scores

Cast your stones.

Topic 2 – QB Insurance
This is just more of an announcement, but going forward whenever an FFBMCO owner contacts the commissioners that they want to invoke their QB Backup Insurance (again, certain qualifiers need to be met which are all explained in the Rules section of this site) then a commissioner will text the league as an FYI. Just a simple “FFBMCO Team X is invoking QB Insurance on Player Y” text and this WILL NOT be a group text so that we all don’t have to hear everyone’s hot takes and witty comments (though I or another commissioner still will have to -_-).
The driver behind this is so a player doesn’t put a claim in on a backup QB that they don’t know is already not available even though they show being available in Yahoo. If a QB goes down and you do not receive a text from the league informing you that QB Insurance is being invoked within 24 hours of the injury (or announcement in some cases), then that means the owner was asleep at the wheel and you can feel free to submit your claim.
This is also now reflected in the rules page.

September Contest
We have a new leader in the “Perfect 10” September Contest. Though Leonard Washington’s had a 10.00 player and won their matchup in week 1, King of Cleveland did the exact same thing in week 2. The difference? Leonard Washington’s next closest to 10 that week was 9.10 while King of Cleveland’s next closest to 10 this week was 10.10. Right now Big Matty EAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ is the dude who gets to choose a Homage NFL Blitz tee but who knows what will happen after week 3 mayhem.

Go! Go! Guardianssssssssssssssss!!!!
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