Welcome! To the original 18 dudes of FFBMCO, we are officially 100 games into this new life enhancement league, can you believe it!? We rented out the Four Seasons for a black tie happy hour, not the hotel… the landscaping company right next to the porn store! Oh wait, SpOrTs ArE ToO pOlItIcAl AnD i WaTcH tHeM tO eScApE!!!
Ok ok fair enough. Well in that case let’s pivot away from America voting to FFBMCO voting.
If you go to the site homepage and scroll down, you’ll see two different polls that owners tossed the commissioning trio’s way.
1.) Even though we won’t (hopefully) always have a global pandemic ravaging society, we will always have to deal with injured players.
SHOULD WE EXPAND FROM ONE IR SPOT TO TWO IR SPOTS PER FFBMCO ROSTER FOR NEXT SEASON?
2.) Sometimes we are faced with tough choices on whether or not to drop a K or IDP etc during bye weeks.
SHOULD AN ADDITIONAL BENCH SPOT BE ADDED TO EACH ROSTER STARTING NEXT SEASON WHICH WOULD GIVE EACH TEAM 6 BENCH PLAYERS WHILE INCREASING THE ANNUAL DRAFT FROM 9 ROUNDS TO 10 ROUNDS?
Please vote at your earliest convenience and remember citizens…ALL votes matter 😉
FFBMCO corporate dipped into the petty cash fund to secure the temporary services of a distinguished historian looking for a project while out of work during COVID.
He wasn’t very personable, but he did share some fun facts after turning over every FFBMCO rock he could find from 2013 – now.
Comeback Franchises
Dirt Mane (2014 +8)
Best in the World (2015 +7)
954 Vice City (2016 +6)
LM’s Gamblers (2017 +8)
Off the Team (2018 +9)
The Replacements (2019 +6)
60 Win Club
The Golden Boy Farm (65)
Lord of the Reamed (62)
Brick Tamland (61)
FunkyEngineThatCould (61)
5 Figure Points Club
The Golden Boy Farm (10,706.06)
Lord of the Reamed (10,356.44)
Brick Tamland (10,242.22)
Poo Punchers Unrated (10,152.36)
FunkyEngineThatCould (10,070.50)
954 Vice City (10,047.52)
CHAMPION’S CLUB
Brick Tamland (2013)
Default Team Name (2014, extinct)
Best in the World (2015)
Off the Team (2016, 2018)
LM’s Gamblers (2017)
FunkyEngineThatCould (2019)
Special thanks to our rent-a-historian for all that hard work, we really got our money’s worth. Also remember that high level season history can be found here – http://ffbmco.com/hall-of-fame/
On to the November “Thanksgiving” contest. 2020 buzzy squad Leonard Washingtons is currently leading by a cozy 32 points.
3 more weeks remain of this tasty contest to determine who wins the COVID-19 friendly gaiter (gator boots, with the pimped out Gucci suit).
Week 8 HURT – Chesty McDoon’s tallied up 46.12 points in his week 8 matchup. The working from home with his 3 young kids and loving wife as well as his new hobby of erecting garages on weekends seems to be cutting into his FFBMCO success. SAD!
Week 8 HEAL – Lord of the Reamed owned the week 8 high with 149.82 points. Adam Danny Tillett who runs that franchise speeds around Medina in his Ford Mustang yelling ANNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZ whenever he gets a Lord of the Reamed W.
Week 9 HURT – Yikes, back to back weeks of having FFBMCO officials in the HURT spot. Not a good look for this majestic league. This time the offender is Chuck Deal who scored 54.68 points in a losing effort, all while putting jigsaw puzzles together in silent solitude at his retreat up on Lake Erie.
Week 9 HEAL – This might be the largest 1 week score in FFBMCO history…why our rent a historian couldn’t provide these types of hard hitting trivia nuggets really grinds our gears, but big congratulations out to Leonard Washingtons for stacking up 190.12 points in his week 9 matchup, more than tripling his opponents’ score. It seems kind of fitting since this was the week Dave Chappelle hosted SNL with his classic opening monologue…for multiple reasons 😉
Now that we’re coming down the home stretch (already?!?!?) of FFBMCO’s 8th season, we’ll start throwing out the comeback and playoff?!?!??! scenarions.
2020 Comeback leaders as it stands now:
Off the Team (+2)
Dirt Mane (+2)
Team Punisher (+1)
Brick Tamland (+1)
Leonard Washingtons (even)
Remember, the winner of this important award receives 12 seasonal beers or 24 non alcoholic beverages.
If the PLAYOFFS?!?!?!??!?!?! were to start today, our matchups would be:
FROWNS
1.) The Replacements v 4.) Off the Team
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2.) Lord of the Reamed v 3.) Leonard Washingtons
CLOWNS
1.) Team Punisher v. 4.) Timmy Derp’s Derpers
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2.) Poo Punchers Unrated v. 3.) LM’s Gamblers
Yearly reminder that we are much more robust, advanced and just overall superior than Yahoo who does not acknowledge our conferences and wild card berths. So your true matchups and seedings occur here, not necessarily in Yahoo. We yearn for the day where we have a platform that gives us everything we want, need and desire but until then this is what we have.
Just because you weren’t one of the 8 teams listed doesn’t mean your season is cashed! Right now only 1 team is mathematically eliminated from postseason play (sigh, sorry StandYourGround but now you can start watching all the Coronavirus ridden NCAA games and start to scout). If you want to make a push to get into the playoffs, or feel like you want to sell players to accumulate draft stock, THE CLOCK IS TICKING!!! The last day to make any trades for the season is THIS SATURDAY 11/14!!!
Speaking of trades…we’ve had some doozies since our last update! Here’s the breakdown:
1.) FunkyEngineThatCould sends Mike Evans & George Kittle to Off the Team for Saquon Barkley
2.) Best in the World traded Derek Carr and his 2021 9th round pick to The Replacements for his 2021 5th round pick.
After 9 grueling weeks, here’s where we are buds. And remember…whether you catch a beatdown in an FFBMCO match or say an election, remember to take that ass whoopin like a man 😉
FFBMCO will raise you up on eagles wings! Bear you on the breath of dawn, make you to shine like the sun, and hold you in the palm of this great league’s hand!!!
