Is this 1995? Or maybe 2008? Oh I know, it’s 2019? Nothing like getting drunk off the potent juice of optimism based on the prior season’s success only to fall flat on your face. 2021 beats like crazy. Whew what a terrific season. Lizards are dead, typical clowns are dancing around fields each week. Instagram posts and shitty QB play and dropped balls and soft defense and trash play calling.
The October contest has wrapped and in the 11th hour a new leader emerged. Jonathan Taylor Thomas busted off a … one yard rush??????? … at the speed of 21.83 mph? No idea how that’s possible but our golden source said it happened. That means Big Matty M and King of Cleveland win the prize, their choice of a bobblehead or a FunkoPop or a fanny pack. Way to go tight Matt!
Here we are in November already. The weather has turned. We are in comfy full blown chilly fall. In order to zest us up the November prize will be based on warm beverages. The winner of contest 3 which will run this Thursday 11/4 – Monday 11/29 will get to choose their choice of coffee and or tea from Enjoy Better Coffee https://www.enjoybettercoffee.com/ or The Tea Dude https://teaduder.com/.
The contest itself will be “The starting FFBMCO Tight End who scores the highest amount of points in a single game.” This is due to the fact that as we all gorge tons of food on Thanksgiving and beyond, our ends may not be as tight as they were prior to the holiday binge eating.
With no post last week let’s celebrate and lambast the highs and lows x2 here.
Week 7 TREMENDOUS! to Team Punisher who dropped 163.92 points in their matchup. Pun almost won best group contest (Toy Story) on Friday and here is winning highest points of week 7. Kudos to you sir. He also made sauerkraut balls for the Browns Pit tailgate that I failed to attend because I got sucked into the Muni Lot like days of old. I bet they were wonderful, just like your week 7 score.
Week 7 DISASTER! to Lord of the Reamed who just so happened to be Team Punisher’s victim. Adam Danny Tillet and co. scored 70.82 points but more importantly, when will any of us ever get to see and interact with the owner of Lord of the Reamed? Does he even exist anymore? Fall Foliage?
Week 8 TREMENDOUS! to Chesty McDoon’s as they scored 170.08 points. FFBMCO co-founder and lifelong commissioner Shaun Paul Herrick seems to actually be excited about his team this year and why shouldn’t he be when his team can go out there and score this amount of points. He recently purchased an all electric SUV and feels far superior to us mouth breathing petro-drivers so maybe his swag level is just bursting through the charts in all aspects of his life including fantasy football.
Week 8 DISASTER! to Dirt Mane. The 0-8 team scored 50.62 points. Does anything more need to be said? Oh yeah just one thing…KENT STATE WITH THE W @ ATHENS!
A warm invitation to any of you FFBMCO gladiators who need a little Wednesday night MACtion in their lives – Your Kent State Golden Flashes decked out in powder blue tops host the Northern Illinois Huskies at Dix Stadium. So far the number of FFBMCO owners who will be present is 4, or 20% of our great league. Do consider raising that % and coming on down to scenic Kent, Ohio. It must be said that 0 of you replied to my invitation for Halloween Cleveland Browns tailgating Sunday though so I’ll do my damndest not to hold my breath.