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The young, hungry, ready to prove themselves, UNDEFEATED AT HOME Cleveland Browns weren’t scared of the Chargers. Though battered and injury ridden, they were more than down for the challenge to prove to the masses they should be taken seriously. And what happened? Shortly after the game started, Philip Rivers started throwing lightning bolts around with no regard for human life and once again the NFL officials take a shit directly on the soul of the Browns. Just like that the Cleveland Browns transformed into the Typical Clowns before all of our eyes! OH NO! SAY IT AIN’T SO!!! The Browns/Typical Clowns now find themselves in a must-win situation in week 7. If they can muster up a win in Tampa, the mojo will still have life. If not, it’s time to sign, seal & deliver this season as they will not sniff the 5.5 Vegas over and some of us will have to shell out payments to the masses. This is it. Don’t get scared now.

Not to beat a dead horse, but the FFBMCO Rental Trade Fiasco of 2018 is almost completely in the rear view mirror. 11 Nos rolled in around mid-day Sunday which solidified the death of the most controversial fad that ever plagued our great league. You’ll notice that Carr and LaMar (a future ABC Family sitcom) are being sent back home and the Sony Michel deal that (by design) broke open the floodgates is being sent back in a fresh transaction (As both owners said this was not a problem BEFORE the week 6 games started). So as soon as those final pieces complete, FFBMCO will be a rent-free zone. No rental trades permitted. What is a rental trade? Webster’s and FFBMCO think-tanks have defined it as:

Rental trade – A deal between two teams in which the same NFL player is moved between the same FFBMCO owners in more than 1 transaction in a single FFBMCO season.

So if we put our deductive reasoning caps on, we can conclude that the above is NOT PERMITTED.

The rental trade piece of our evolution has officially been documented in the Rules tab on this site.

Now hopefully moving on forever…

BLESS’M goes out to our 2018 #1 drafter and 2016 FFBMCO Champion Off the Team. He piled up 171.68 points in his division match vs Best in the World and is on a quest to go, as has been his mantra all off-season to the present, FROM WORST TO FIRST! And also yelling out TO BE THE MAN! YOU HAVE TO BEAT OFF THE TEAM! in everyone’s face at any moment that presents itself. His precious blue chip Saquon is really accelerating his turnaround. Without doing anything statistical, he is the odds on favorite of winning the 2018 Comeback of the Year award.

A Beat’m goes out to Timmy Derp’s Derpers who started the season 2-0 but is now on a 4 game skid culminating in their 57.42 point performance last week. Timmy has since put pretty much his entire roster on the market for the vultures to pick through. He also put on his favorite THRIIIIIIISHE! song while he sent out his most recent FFBMCO Facebook notice.

FunkyEngineThatCould and Leonard Washingtons were locked up in an old fashioned duel that ended with only a 2.48 difference in score.
However the Golden Boy Farm beat Team Punisher in week 5 by 2.38.
Conneaut Joe is licking his chops for his big sack of treats. He has to hang in there for two more weeks.

LM’s Gamblers is STILL undefeated, nobody knows when he last lost but this historic run will never be duplicated by anyone in the next decade. We are living history here friends.
On the flip, The Replacements and Leonard Washingtons are still winless so the blueprints to revamp have possibly already begun. Both owners have stated their phone lines are open for offers.

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Inspired by a rustic bachelor party with hippiesh kids that 3 of our owners have attended, the league office is politely playing some live Grateful Dead – Going Down the Road, Feeling Bad

LIGHTNING STRIKES CLEVELAND, BROWNS TURN INTO CLOWNS

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