The scallywags from the rocky Lake Erie shore traveled down south to the where the Buccaneers dwell on the warm Gulf. Once the duel started, the Typical Clowns laid an egg the entire first half. They came out with more pep and vigor in the 2nd half to claw a comeback only for the NFL officials to amazingly, once again, throw a noose around our neck for public hanging on a crime or two that we didn’t commit. The Cleveland leaders yelled PARLAY! PARLAY! in fits of desperation and rage, only for it to translate to the crown issuing (another?!?!?) apology and admission of guilt. Needless to say the record that could easily be Browns 6-1 falls to Clowns 2-4-1. An impending thrashing by Pittsburgh feels ominous and that will officially wrap up this 2018 adventure.
Bless’m goes out to Off the Team after scoring the weekly high of 145.42 in his matchup with Brick Tamland. LM’s Gamblerz gets all the publicity (and rightfully so) but Off the Team is quietly putting an impressive run of his own together over in the Frowns Conference. His quest of “worst to first” is picking up steam and owner Brian Crez chugs a few more beers each trip to Dix Stadium out of excitement.
Bless’m Bless’m out to The Replacements & Leonard Washingtons in their wins meaning that FFBMCO no longer has any squads who haven’t tasted the sweet sweet endorphin of victory.
The Replacements buried former division leader 954 Vice City which turned the entire division upside down with Norahsaurus Rex swooping in to sit in 1st!
Let it be known that the wildcard owner of Leonard Washingtons made a last minute sub of sitting Alex Smith for Eli Manning which resulted in his teams’ first victory beating division rival Team Punisher. When reached for comment, the classy owner Nick “New Fish” Fischer yelled out I’M ABOUT TO GO POUND SOME PUSS!”
Finally, a token Bless’m for the already mentioned LM’s Gamblerz as they keep their amazing mutli season winning streak intact with an utter massacre of Dirt Mane. And on that note…
BEAT’M to Dirt Mane for tallying up possibly the lowest point total in FFBMCO’s great history with 25.62. What can be said about Dirt Mane that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan? Bombed out and depleted. We’re all offended.
The trades keep flying out of FFBMCO war rooms. Here’s a rundown of what’s happened since the last time they were published:
Timmy Derps Derpers sends away:
M.Jones Jr, 2019 5th rd pick
Daws Boot sends away:
M. Bryant, 2019 2nd rd pick
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Timmy Derps Derpers sends away:
I. Crowell, D. Carr, 2019 7th rd pick
The Golden Boy Farm sends away:
M.Mariota, A.Gates, 2019 2nd rd pick
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FunkyEngineThatCould sends away:
C.Thompson
K.Bibbs
2019 8th rd pick
Team Punisher sends away:
2019 1st rd pick
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Chuck Deal sends away:
D.Lewis
2019 2nd rd pick
Daws Boot sends away:
J. Reed
2019 5th rd pick (originally owned by Timmy Derp’s Derpers)
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FunkyEngineThatCould sends away:
D.Westbrook
2019 1st rd pick
Chesty McDoon’s sends away:
G. Kittle, 2019 8th rd pick
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FunkyEngineThatCould sends away:
A. Hooper, 2019 6th rd pick, 2019 8th rd pick (originally owned by Chesty McDoon’s)
Timmy Derp’s Derpers sends away:
2019 2nd rd pick (originally owned by The Golden Boy Farm), 2019 3rd rd pick (originally owned by Poo Punchers Unrated)
Remember…
The October contest only has 1 slate of games left before Conneaut Joe wins his sack of treats that he can share with his Golden Boys.
Cuz this is THRILLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! THRILL-AAAAAA-STANDINGZZZZZZZZZZ
League office blaring out Lady Gaga – Bad Romance (you think that’s bad!??!)
