First Energy Stadium finally has some character to it (it took this long to paint the endzones, eh!?), and the atmosphere on the lake was electric. The Cleveland Browns came out and played some inspired football against the Saints. Johnny JamBoogie lead the team in pregame stretches and it obviously paid dividends.
It’s also hard to deny that the Browns were very proud that their brother Josh Gordon slipped through the cracks of the Sarchione Auto Group’s drug testers to a.) get the job and b.) make his first sale. Well done Josh!
Keeping the Good Vibrations a-flowing, CHEERS to the high point dropper of week 2; Default Team Name (Kyle). He laid (argh) a 136.16 spot on Lord of the Reamed. Unlucky for him though, it doesn’t top Brick Tamland’s high last week. So as of now, Brick Tamland, who is involuntarily becoming the villain of FFBMCO due to his Denver Bronco ways, still is the Amazon gift card holder. Bob, for tips on how to embrace your role as the bad guy you can watch the 2010 LBJ Nike campaigns on Youtube. I think you have to wear a hispanic cowboy outfit and have a long curly moustache. More CHEERS to the 5 remaining undefeated squads: Stand Your Ground (Scott), Brick Tamland (Bob), Leon Washingtons (Nick F), Poo Punchers Unrated (Marc), and Dirt Mane (Mike). The fact that only a quarter of the league stands unblemished after just two weeks is cray cray and shows how tight this league is. It should be noted that Dirt Mane and Leonard Washingtons (Where he from? A little town called None Of Your Goddamn Business!) drafted 3rd and 4th in the draft. We can conclude that in America, all you need is a dollar and a dream. And in F.F.B.M.C.O., all you need is $55 and a dream.
Which leads us to an eye rolling, heavy sighing, shake our heads in frustration JEERS to the 4 stragglers who are officially past due on their league fees. I have no shame in pointing out that the 4 teams who are not green below are the problem children of FFBMCO financial stability for 2014. Pay your dues GOD! Handholding beats! We ain’t no damn babysitting service!
OH WHEN THE BROWNS! GO MARCHING IN!
