CITY POST (Sorry in Advance)
The transformation is complete. The Typical Clowns have chewed up any lingering threat of the Cleveland Browns playing. Technically they had an NFL football game Sunday but in reality all they did was lose their 69th straight game in Pittsburgh and fired their 15 straight coach immediately after a Steelers loss. FACT CHECK ME BRO! Nothing more needs to be said about the garbage men working for the most dysfunctional sorry excuse of a pro franchise that ever existed.
Bless’m to high man on the totem pole Timmy Derp’s Derpers. Ever since Timmy started wheeling and dealing for the future, he somehow enhanced his present which ironically is kind of cramping his futures style. In 2010 Timmy Derp dressed up as Werewolf Bar Mitzvah for Halloween and I think he listened to the track about 50 times yesterday. When he found out he not only won but was the high man he said SPOOKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, SCARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! When his opponent Nick Fischer of Leonard Washingtons said man, 149.30 points on me?! That’s sweaty…
Timmy Derp yelled THIS WHOLE PREMISE IS SWEATY!!!
Another Bless’m out to our favorite historical entity that is LM’s Gamblerz as they’ve won their ?? straight game dating back to 2017 and are flexing that pristine 8-0 record. Chuck Deal is the adversary who is standing in his way to 9-0. Chuck Deal will probably add a questionable side bet that he will get annihilated in to add insult to injury when the inevitable happens.
A final Bless’m out to The Golden Boy Farm who won the October contest. This is fitting because Conneaut Joe also celebrated his 36th birthday on Halloween and he won a giant package of tasty treats. The birthday parties on the farm are always epic. The Halloween parties on the farm are always epic. Combine the two AND add a special surprise shipment of candy treats for all of Joes’ human treats and let’s just say everyone is worn out. Nobody should ever trespass on that farm.
This means that a new November contest is in play. The prize is a gift card to Boston Market to enhance your Thanksgiving celebration, so this contest will only be 2 weeks long and close out after the MNF game 11/12 so that the prize can be promptly shipped out and the winner will have a week or so to put it to good use. Whether you will be traveling or staying home in sweatpants, Boston Market has tasty treats that can enhance your special day.
The contest will also be Thanksgiving themed. Give thanks friends. Be thankful. Thanks. Cornucopias.
It will be the highest scoring WR/RB starting duo for an FFBMCO team. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a Flex player or not. The highest (combined score) of a started RB AND WR will win the tasty prize.
Beat’m goes out to new homeowner Marc DOCTOR Kellner of Poo Punchers Unrated fame. Uncle Mop dropped 55 points in his matchup with LM’s Gamblerz and though Chuck Deal may not have been involved in the match, I think it’s safe to say that Chuck Deal got cussed out by KellDiggyPants. When asked for direct comment, Poo Punchers Unrated reps simply replied with random numbers every 10 seconds or so, presumably rummy scores.
FFBMCO teams with records and points below:
EAZ!!!! Just because it’s All Saints Day doesn’t mean you can forget about the trade deadline!!!
First of the month song currently playing from the FFBMCO brain: The Black Kids – Way Into Leather
